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Status Updates posted by Peckles
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Sometimes I regret getting a dresser when being undressed is way more fun.
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When a zoologist needs to to his taxes, he consults his adder.
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If excrement is poop, increment is food
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Calm a llama down, calm a llama deep down in the ocean blue
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I'm very stinky. (using my pre-existing stinkiness as the initial value of not quite as stinky)
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I'll make my OWN FragFest! With Blackjack! And..ahh, screw it.
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Slept on my neck funny. Think I'll try sleeping on my bed tonight.
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"We have this chicken. It's 6 feet tall, and it's supposed to talk, but doesn't. Could you take a look at it?" Sometimes I get asked weird questions at work...
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If you can think of anything more tedious than editing hours of audio related to occupational health and safety, please share it with me because I could really use the perspective
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Province changed its liquor laws to allow serving of alcohol at bars during the gold medal game. If that doesn't win votes, I don't know what will.
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Ball peen hammers are great, because they have the words 'ball' and 'peen', and have the added benefit of actually being a hammer.
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Leftovers: A great way to not waste food and be lazy at the same time
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It said 'scotch' on the label, but I swear it tasted like tape
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I love my bed. When I'm on it, nothing else mattress.
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Ran out of pens. The pigs are everywhere.
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Welcome to the Sar Chasm. We're sooo glad you're here.