Peckles

When your waiter at an Italian restaurant tells you something is very good, it's hard not to order it. So--Had some donkey meat for dinner tonight... mmm mmm, it was very good.

I'm feeling kinda happy-ish. Maybe.

Pool is a weird game. You have to get rid of every other ball so the white ball can hit the black ball without witnesses.

GUESS WHO'S BACK!!!!

I passed!!! Oh joyful day!!! <3

Read a book about cemeteries. The plot was great.

Lemongrab is clearly the most disturbing character on TV these days...

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

I am done with horrible ill mannered people... I wish everyone was as nice as us

Does anyone actually have Num Lock off?

Is this a rhetorical question?

Accidently deleted sj's status about san deleting mine about accidently deleting Shaftiel's update regarding my update about accidently deleting studder's update about accidently deleting mine about accidently deleting Flitter's.

I severely underestimated the power of a beard tan.

So if nobody has any objections I would like to run customs this Saturday. It will be almost entirely as amazing as one might think it could be. Maybe.

One time I studied abroad. She never spoke to me again.

I always invite my spud friends to parties because I don't want to hurt their peelings.

Shot a fully automatic MP5 today. Yeah, you're not as patriotic as you thought.

Playoff beard MK III incoming.

So ready for a holiday. Quick, someone make up a special occasion so we can take the day off!

You ever spend a night in a Turkish prison?

And that's why I don't like cricket.

And that's why I don't like cricket.

I am an electronic wizard.

Updating our Facebook page I noticed that stutters was suggesting people lynch me. Bad stutters...