Ok, this is kind of old, but I hadn't seen it in awhile, so I'm sharing it.
Rejected!!!!
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One of my friends used to work at a crematorium, and one day he was working late when he was supposed to be somewhere else, so we phoned him up and asked where he was, he said he was at a bbq.