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Homeless horses are unstable.
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I screwed up while making bread. Guess I didn't knead it enough.
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I should work in a funeral home, because I can't stop coffin.
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Merecats are quite humble.
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A rhino charged me. It wasn't cheap.
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SO my doctor told me my platelet count was high, but I have plenty of regular sized dishes too.
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Oh, you want to join my peeing contest? You're in!
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New headphones arrived. Friday night is spoken for.
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According to the Love Calculator, I have a 17% chance of having a successful relationship with myself.
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Winter ales are coming.
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I had a dream where Pat Sajak told me I was ugly.
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Sore throat. Need whisky.
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I don't wish to alarm you, but I'm naked under these clothes.
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Pool is a weird game. You have to get rid of every other ball so the white ball can hit the black ball without witnesses.
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I keep hearing feeble pleas for help coming from my basement. Really need to work on my knots.
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Read a book about cemeteries. The plot was great.