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If you're looking for the quickest way to achieve a thigh gap, it's no more complicated than chopping off one of your legs
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I can't wait to have kids because goats are awesome
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"Will you be having kids at the wedding?" "No, I think we'll wait until after..."
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A rope will save the fire from despots and no desk can solve the snake
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I filmed myself watching a recording of myself watching Inception.
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I didn't check my pockets before washing my clothes. Now the police are after me for laundering money.
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My doctor said my platelet count was too high, so I told my dishes to start using contraceptives.
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You know what your baby looks like? Every other freaking baby.
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I lost interest in politics when discovered a stimulus package wasn't what I thought it was.
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I'd go to Thailand, but it sounds too formal.
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I often walk around the house naked, until the neighbours chase me inside.
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Yay! New song! It's about getting an arrow to the knee! http://www.oatpoets.com/monthlydouble.html
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Oscars? The only Oscar I care about is the grouchy one.
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I contemplated getting a third monitor, but really, who needs that many lizards?