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  1. Peckles

    Thomas the Tank Engine got chicken pox, or, as the engineers call it, Trainspotting.

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    2. Madvillain

      Madvillain

      Did they eat the baby?

    3. Biggs

      Biggs

      That's a bit of a stretch..

    4. Lookback

      Lookback

      Now we know how the bathroom got to be that bad...

  2. Peckles

    I have a girlish figure to maintain. It's unconscious in my closet.

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    2. Jibbajabba

      Jibbajabba

      I can only assume that peckles is saying he just now realized he wants to be a transvestite.

    3. Biggs

      Biggs

      Have you ever had a grass-fed burger? So much better than corn-fed.

    4. Fairweather

      Fairweather

      pickles go well on burgers

  3. Peckles
    I heard real men use the scout... I mean the SSG 08. You heard wrong. Lies.
  4. Peckles

    Does anyone actually have Num Lock off?

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    2. crasx

      crasx

      i turn mine off because I use it for voice chat. It comes back on at random intervals

    3. Peckles

      Peckles

      People don't need voice chat. And of what fourth light do you speak?

    4. Lookback

      Lookback

      Is that rhetorical?

  5. Peckles

    Some monks have bad habits.

    1. TheDude

      TheDude

      lol

    2. TheFirstMonk

      TheFirstMonk

      Lies.

    3. lousiest

      lousiest

      lol Monk :D

  6. Peckles

    I severely underestimated the power of a beard tan.

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    2. Peckles

      Peckles

      There I was, stranded in a lonely boat, for a week. I called for help, but only small fish responded, and mockingly at that. Eventually, I drifted ashore with the tide, when lo, a mountain man besieged me. He tore his own beard off, leaving me blinded by the skin beneath. Now I am blind and am dictating to a friendly helper monkey. I can only assume.

    3. amertrash

      amertrash

      Biggs, grow a beard, where it in summer sunlight for a month, then shave it off. For added effect wear sunglasses for the month as well.

    4. TheLaw

      TheLaw

      haha

  7. Peckles

    I'm going to make a pizza with deer, because everyone likes a little doe on dough.

    1. Goofus Maximus

      Goofus Maximus

      Doh!

    2. lousiest

      lousiest

      i dun get it :(

    3. Lookback

      Lookback

      ray, a drop of golden sun.

  8. Peckles
    The fact that you clearly circumvented the filter twice shows you have no respect for our server rules. Then you come in and say I'm ignorant because I 'misread' your last text? Right. Nice of you to drop by the forum, but I'm not buying that for a second. Sorry you don't live up to the competency of our admins.
  9. Peckles

    I killed an accordionist. Now that polkahauntus.

  10. Peckles

    Talking to you is like reading a Choose Your Own Adventure book from front to back.

  11. Peckles
    Thanks guys. The relay starts in under 2 hours. Hope I don't break myself too badly!
  12. Peckles

    The Oat Poets

    Peckles replied to Peckles's topic in What's Up?

    Oh look! It's time for a new track! This one is called 'Leave Me Alone'. So you should listen to it. And then leave me alone. It can be found here: Oat Poets Or here: SoundCloud Or here: ReverbNation Share & Enjoy!
  13. Peckles

    Evil clowns are often found guilty of man's laughter.

    1. Biggs

      Biggs

      It's because they're clumsy and inattentive

  14. Peckles
    Well, I'm a bit behind on this. Anyway. This is my 3rd year participating in a relay race for charity. The charity in question is the Easter Seals, an organization that helps improve the quality of life of people with special needs/disabilities. Our team ran the greatest distance the first year we participated and raised the most for any rookie team. Any support you can offer is greatly appreciated! My donation page can be found here: Donation Page So yeah, if you want to donate money, great! And if not, maybe offer me a 'go get 'em tiger' instead? Cheers!
  15. Peckles

    I tried to drive a flower, but I mixed up the petals.

    1. lousiest

      lousiest

      :D
  16. Peckles

    One time I studied abroad. She never spoke to me again.

    1. Biggs

      Biggs

      Peckles, I'm disappointed. I've heard this one before.

    2. Peckles

      Peckles

      I suppose it's a pretty obvious play.

  17. Peckles

    The best part about walking dogs is that business is always picking up.

    1. lousiest

      lousiest

      LOL!

    2. MPG1770

      MPG1770

      Dogs are great pulling tools

    3. TheFirstMonk

      TheFirstMonk

      I once saw a dog walking next to its owner with its leash in its own mouth.

  18. Peckles

    The Oat Poets

    Peckles replied to Peckles's topic in What's Up?

    End of May, and we're on time! This is a parody of Magic Moments, by Perry Como. Our version is called 'Tragic Moments'. There are some adult situations in the lyrics, as well as an F-bomb. You have been warned. It's a delightful song though! Listen to it on the Oat Poets' web site Or on SoundCloud Or on ReverbNation Share & Enjoy!
  19. Peckles

    I swallowed a fly. The zipper got stuck in my esophagus.

  20. Peckles

    I swallowed a fly. The zipper got stuck in my esophagus.

  21. Peckles

    The Oat Poets

    Peckles replied to Peckles's topic in What's Up?

    I'm wearing yellow in the skate park scenes. Lighter hair.
  22. Peckles

    The Oat Poets

    Peckles replied to Peckles's topic in What's Up?

    Well, it's late again. Fashionably so. This song is potentially offensive, but only because I make a poor attempt at an Indian accent. Anyway, it's called 'My Favourite Goat' Listen to it on our site: Oat Poets Or on SoundCloud Or on ReverbNation Yup.
  23. Peckles

    A spider was looking to move in to the neighbourhood, saw it checking out some web sites.

    1. Cinkadeus

      Cinkadeus

      Your posts brighten my day!

    2. Biggs

      Biggs

      They make me facepalm

  24. Peckles

    It just occurred to me that Uranus is a gas giant.

    1. lousiest

      lousiest

      LOL

    2. Hailfire

      Hailfire

      Its funny cause its true.

  25. Peckles

    I contemplated getting a third monitor, but really, who needs that many lizards?

    1. yErMoTH3r

      yErMoTH3r

      or icons...ME ME ME!

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