Fairweather

Hello, I am back.

I have a girlish figure to maintain. It's unconscious in my closet.

News: 'The average North American consumes more than 400 Africans'. Hmm...

Is this a rhetorical question?

I have a question, who should i ask?

How did it take me 5 years to find out there is a lunk fan club on this forum and how come no one has commented on it in 6 years?

I'm tired and hungry, but I don't know in what order.

I'm tired and hungry, but I don't know in what order.

17 exams, 3 assignments, 2 quizes, and 1 fifty page study guide left before summer vacation

So I got a dollar tip today. The catch? I work at a gas station.

school school school...

And that's why I don't like cricket.

if you had 24 hours to kick an onsetting cold, what would you do? best answer wins a high 5 and an antibac wipe.

I welcome criticism. Please PM me if you've got any for me.

I got attacked by a jellyfish. Had to get a sting operation.

Whoever let all the comic sans in to the forums needs to be held accountable for their actions.

Went for a walk. It was delicious.

I often walk around the house naked, until the neighbours chase me inside.

I can't wait until tomorrow evening where 99% of the beer I buy will occupy all of my stomach, thus having a far greater impact than 99% of any other occupy garbage. #occupymybelly

I saw a cloud with a crown. Must be reigning.

When cornered, employ irrational insults.

I am a jolly pig, and I find many trofls.

dust

ZOMBIE PUB CRAWL! I'm so excited!!!