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  1. TheDude

    From now on Biggs is my bro. Don't even think about hurting him in any way or i will sue the pants off you, and then beat you with those pants.

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    2. TheDude

      TheDude

      A lawyer is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.

    3. MPG1770

      MPG1770

      You can sew my pants

    4. JohnnyQuid

      JohnnyQuid

      Eating lawyers for saturdays snacks! I shall have no limits!

  2. TheDude

    Since i'm not getting any recent games anymore, because my pc can't hande them, is it stiill useful to update my graphics drivers?

    1. looneypumpkin

      looneypumpkin

      I would, you can always back down to the last one if it breaks anything.

    2. Lookback

      Lookback

      yes, keep updating.

    3. JackieChan

      JackieChan

      Depends on your video card. If it's just too outdated, then there's only so much updating your drivers can do.

  3. TheDude

    I guess the world hasn't ended... Unless it has! Am I dead?? CAN ANYONE HEAR ME??

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    2. looneypumpkin

      looneypumpkin

      yes, you are actually a hunter and all I hear are shrieks!

       

    3. TheDude

      TheDude

      LOL but i suck at pouncing XD

       

    4. Lookback

      Lookback

      It snowed for the first time this winter, here. Must be a sign that it's winter...

  4. TheDude

    Woman: "what do you like most about me, my personality or my body?" - Husband: "Your sense of humor"

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    2. Jerkoff

      Jerkoff

      "Oh, is that what we going to do today? Fight?"

    3. TheDude

      TheDude

      C'mon honey, you know it was a joke. If you look in the mirror, you should clearly see that i love you for your personality

    4. walkingCat

      walkingCat

      :)

  5. TheDude

    Sheesh, inebriated again last night... You guys are a bad influence on me..

    1. MPG1770

      MPG1770

      You got me in the mood now for a wee dram of Jameson

    2. Biggs

      Biggs

      I haven't had any alcohol in weeks... what a waste!

  6. TheDude

    The best Belgian chocolate brownie there ever was... Yes it exists... Well... now there's just some crumbs...

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    2. Lookback

      Lookback

      hedgehogs FTW!

    3. Jerkoff

      Jerkoff

      Well..I can still lick it off your fingers?

    4. TheDude

      TheDude

      i'd say that's a weird proposal, but on the other hand those are some reaaaaaaaaally yummie brownie crumbs

  7. TheDude

    Gotta start on my new thesis: The ways for the victim to intervene in an ongoing criminal procedure in light of the legislation of the EU (working title). Any ideas anyone?

    1. Lookback

      Lookback

      Give up and sell insurance.

  8. TheDude

    Gold Strike... Never again!

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    2. Lookback

      Lookback

      Do you put that on toast?

    3. samurai nightling

      samurai nightling

      Is this the same as Goldschlager?

    4. TheDude

      TheDude

      Yep, the very same

  9. TheDude

    Went to a party. They told me i could drink for free (fans of my music). One very bad hangover later i somehow tore the ligaments on my left ankle

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    2. Allanon

      Allanon

      Could you say that party was your (puts on sunglasses), Achilles heel. YEAAAAHHHH

    3. Fairweather

      Fairweather

      llllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllll

       

    4. TheDude

      TheDude

      lol XD

  10. TheDude

    "This woman has to be gotten to a hospital." -"a hospital? What is it?" - "It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now"

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    2. MPG1770

      MPG1770

      I like my coffee black

    3. Cinkadeus

      Cinkadeus

      Ever seen a grown man naked?

       

    4. yErMoTH3r

      yErMoTH3r

      I can make a hat, I can make a brooch, I can make a pterodactyl

  11. TheDude

    News: 'The average North American consumes more than 400 Africans'. Hmm...

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    2. Biggs

      Biggs

      Mm cannibalism

    3. Lookback

      Lookback

      What do they mean by 'consume'?

    4. TheDude

      TheDude

      that's the million dollar question isn't it?

  12. TheDude

    Is this a rhetorical question?

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    2. Lookback

      Lookback

      I question that.

    3. TheDude

      TheDude

      Quiet Look. Jackie told me you were adopted!

       

    4. Lookback

      Lookback

      rhetorically adopted.

  13. TheDude

    I hate you International and European Law

    1. lousiest

      lousiest

      why?

    2. TheDude

      TheDude

      Only exam i failed, so i have to take it again next week in order to get my degree.

    3. lousiest

      lousiest

      *hugs*

  14. TheDude

    I pity you all for not being able to eat these delicious Belgian fries and burger..

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    2. Madvillain

      Madvillain

      Aren't Belgian fries just called fries in Belgium?

    3. TheDude

      TheDude

      Yes but i didn't want to give the French the satisfaction of calling them French fries

       

    4. Lookback

      Lookback

      Isn't Belgium just a French province? What language do they speak again?

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