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Invitation to Housewarming Party


White Knight

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Thought i'd provide results....

 

Initial count resulted in 62 confirmed guests. 0 of them police officers.

 

2 Kegs of Beer (Bud Light and Amber Bock) floated.

 

104 deceased jello shots.

 

8 empty bottles of tonic.

 

2 empty jugs of oj.

 

3 empty 2-liter bottles of coke.

 

1/2 gallon of german chocolate cake consumed.

 

1/2 fish bowl-jello shot consumed. For future reference, gumy fish that have been sitting in fish bowl-jello shot for a few days do NOT taste good.

 

3 empty bottles of wine. 1/2 bottle remaining.

 

16 pukers. only 1 didn't puke somewhere "Safe".

 

1 screen door walked through.

 

5 completely empty bottles of liquor.

 

12 bottles that I'd quantify as less than "half empty".

 

A lot of other bottles....

 

No major damage to house.

 

Party ended at somewhere around 4:30 this morning.

 

Overall, House successfully warmed, and bar successfully stocked.

 

Wish yall coulda made it.

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