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BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!

 

4. Give you the remote control during the game.

This one is inherently stupid because it implies that all guys like to watch "the game." Since I'd rather be shot in the chest with projectile diarrhea than watch "the game," I'll assume the author meant something worthy of watching, such as Ren & Stimpy, in which case you need to put the witch down if she touches your remote.

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"Men spend 9 months trying to get out of the womb, and the rest of their lives trying to get back into it."

 

That pretty much sums up my life. Anything else is fiction... unless you're lame. In which case, more power to you.

 

Please note: This does not include the ubiquitous "A-hole" effect, which every man surrenders when they ask THE QUESTION and subsequently stand at the altar and say "I DO."

 

The other alternative, of course, is to behave like this:

 

http://maddox.xmission.com/26_things.html  (Please note: Explicit language)

Maddox > all.

 

Or something along those lines.

That guy is very rude. I don't like him. All he does is complain about everything.

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you know, when my wife and I were first dating...she e-mailed me one of those "things women wish guys would do" lists. I had totally forgot about it until reading that. LOL, a couple of the 26 things where actually on that list too. Funny stuff.

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