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FATTYs SO FAT


yErMoTH3r

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I'm so fat that....

 

My armor costs 5 x's what yours does.

 

The tunnel entrance on Estate used to be just a manhole until I filed a complaint. They are working on it for me.

 

The truth about our members leaving was because there just weren't enough steaks in the freezer anymore.

 

People take cover near me when the lightning comes.

 

I can, as a CT, drown Terrorists on Aztec by leaping into the water, thus causing a tidalwave.

 

On cobble, as T, if I make it to the ramp on a left rush you'd just better get the heck out of the way.

 

You hear the sound "MULTIKILL" when you kill me.

 

Admins have to admin_slay me about 5 times before it actually puts me down.

 

If I yell fire in the hole, my team behind me tends to take cover too cause they're not sure what I mean.

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Well i'd think the term "Fire In The Hole" would apply only to redheads... :lol:

 

on second thought... :blink:

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Fatty is so fat, when he jumps on aztec into the water with a yellow shirt on, people think the sun is falling

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oo man dj.....thats harsh

 

 

Fattys so fay when hes on militia as a t..the buildin falls down

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..he has a seperate stat for opponants killed by bullets that ricocheted off of his stomach.

 

..when he buys kevlar, it tells the rest of the team that there is no more.

 

...when he jumps in the water on aztec, the river empties.

 

...when his team rushes bridge, they make him go last, just in case...

 

 

I think thats all... :ph34r:

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Fatty is so fat, sometimes in cs maps his team mates shoot down the hostages because their afraid fatty might eat them

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Fatty is so fat, When he dies and falls to the ground, everybody dies because of worldspawn

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