[Mmmm]Homer December 23, 2002 Share [Mmmm]Homer Member December 23, 2002 Yes, my children, I am an ordained minister as of today. No, really. Universal Life Church edit: Fatty, you can move this to Mmmministries if you feel it's appropriate but I thought to put it here for starters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendryx December 23, 2002 Share Hendryx Member December 23, 2002 "...Hey Sparks, can I marry people?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator December 23, 2002 Share Xterminator Member December 23, 2002 this offends me. Not you Homer... the idea. It disgusts me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playaa December 23, 2002 Share Playaa Member December 23, 2002 as well does it disgust me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurtz December 23, 2002 Share Kurtz Member December 23, 2002 I wonder if theres any tax advantages for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrX December 23, 2002 Share mrX GC Alumni December 23, 2002 Become an ordained minister in less than 3 minutes and startyour own ministry or church of any faith or religion, TODAY Leaves it wide open there. C'mon.......this is pathetic at best...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest catalystgs December 23, 2002 Share Guest catalystgs Guests December 23, 2002 We offer a Ministry in a Box product that includes everything you need to start your ministry and your ordination is legally recognized everywhere in our nation. Tell me this is a joke... Please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magruter December 23, 2002 Share Magruter Member December 23, 2002 I don't know why but this site is disturbing me. But, the tax breaks would be nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest [DLM]->MP_Stinger December 23, 2002 Share Guest [DLM]->MP_Stinger Guests December 23, 2002 haha thats hillarious silly christians Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playaa December 23, 2002 Share Playaa Member December 23, 2002 wait a tick stinger.....I can garauntee you those are not Christians.... and they say themselves ANY FAITH AND RELIGION..........so don't go saying "silly Christians" when it has nothing to do with us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Orbital December 23, 2002 Share Guest Orbital Guests December 23, 2002 I'm a hindu Ordained Minister? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator December 23, 2002 Share Xterminator Member December 23, 2002 where's the web-site where i can become a certified doctor in under 3 mins? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest InSaNiTy December 23, 2002 Share Guest InSaNiTy Guests December 23, 2002 screw doctor, where the porn star one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[Mmmm]Homer December 23, 2002 Author Share [Mmmm]Homer Member December 23, 2002 I haven't looked around but the guy who showed me the site originally has a Phd from them in Metaphysics, he actually had to do something to get it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitman December 23, 2002 Share Hitman Member December 23, 2002 "...Hey Sparks, can I marry people?" "YES! You can do ANYTHING!" Sorry I was late on this one man, everyone must think you're crazy ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOFX December 24, 2002 Share NOFX Member December 24, 2002 lol doesnt disgust me, it just shows you what kind of system religion has turned into....I know some people arent like that, but when people use advertisement as and advantage to sucker people with a below average intelligence into thinking they are really a minister, it really shows how corrupt we are.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatty December 24, 2002 Share Fatty GC Founder December 24, 2002 screw doctor, where the porn star one? You'd probably have a better chance with the original site....you probably wouldn't measure up. ----- Homie, I would think this would fit better in wonderland.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatty December 24, 2002 Share Fatty GC Founder December 24, 2002 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest [DOH]TaPe December 24, 2002 Share Guest [DOH]TaPe Guests December 24, 2002 Look at the birdie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boomstick December 24, 2002 Share Guest boomstick Guests December 24, 2002 Have you ever thought of people who do not believe in the mainstream Gods / Goddesses? These people should not be denied the ability to use the same 'legal advantages’ as a Christian minister simply because they do not have a widely recognized faith. I do not disagree that this could be misused, mistreated, and misunderstood, but that is just human nature. I do not find this at all "disgusting", "corrupt", or an "advantage to sucker people with a below average intelligence ". I would like to think as an intelligent community we can see this as an opportunity for all faiths to share the same rights, and to not concern ourselves with the corrupt uses of this site. Boom / Alias Oh yeah, Happy Holidays!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest InSaNiTy December 24, 2002 Share Guest InSaNiTy Guests December 24, 2002 ouch fatty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator December 24, 2002 Share Xterminator Member December 24, 2002 ah well who ever runs that site should be beaten up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendryx December 24, 2002 Share Hendryx Member December 24, 2002 Don't you guys get it? It's not supposed to 'poke fun' at religion. Its showing how you are free to believe anything you want. Ok, sure, you obviously can't become a minister of some world-renowned religion...but you can teach others your own version of it. Or, come up with a belief system of your own (which most everyone does - from what I've heard, most people take religion as a shell or base and build their own beliefs upon it). There's no law (yet) that says we can't teach people whatever we want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest UberNewb December 24, 2002 Share Guest UberNewb Guests December 24, 2002 I agree with Hendy. I was afraid to say something cause I always get beat up on for things I believe that other people disagree with. This is something that these people believe in. They never say anything negative about anyone's religion, and they're willing to embrace people of all religions, despite their differences. And some of you guys are disgusted by this? Thats just wrong. Thats why I'm not overly religious... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[Mmmm]Homer December 25, 2002 Author Share [Mmmm]Homer Member December 25, 2002 Maybe this is useful for people who would like to be ordained in order to marry friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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