The Risk Factors

[mrX]

Some of you may know my wife is pregnant with our 2nd, due at end of October. She went for her monthly doctor visit the other day. I usually go with her, but happened to have a hearing I had to be at. We've never really seen the file the doc keeps on her; the doc was referred to us by another attorney who's a good friend, so we've always just trusted her, and she did well with our first.

 

Anyway, for whatever reason, my wife got a look at the file unbeknownst to the doctor. It lists all the usually stuff and has a section for "Risk Factors" which reads:

 

1. hyper something or another

2. another technical something

3. Husband is an attorney.

 

I got a good laugh outta that.

[Wolfsblood]

You wife sounds like my wife. She look at her chart in a heartbeat. Me? I don't really care what's in mine, although I might care if I was pregnant.

 

Of course, if that happened, I'd be concerned with a whole lot more than a chart.

[pavid]

I'll bet the "husband is an attorney" risk factor is a major one for the doctor. One slip up and the doctor is going to get killed in court. Yep, definitely a major risk factor.

[YoMamma]

Anyway, for whatever reason, my wife got a look at the file unbeknownst to the doctor. It lists all the usually stuff and has a section for "Risk Factors" which reads:

 

3. Husband is an attorney.

 

 

HaHa! Your job is a riskfactor?

[ConGregation]

Might help the doctor to take every possible precaution.

 

I wonder if Suddam Hussein's doctors wrote stuff like that down?

[Fatty]

lol

 

4. Brother in-law is Lunk.

[TheGeek]

lol

 

4. Brother in-law is Lunk.

 

seriously? i would love to hear lunk call the doctor a pansy

[anonymo]

lol

 

4. Brother in-law is Lunk.

 

seriously? i would love to hear lunk call the doctor a pansy

"While you're here lunk, have you had a check for colon cancer lately?"