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I dreamed I was browsing myspace for chicks

 

You're the man.

 

As for me, I went sledding. My friend brought over an old boat he had and it could fit 5 people. The only guy who said he was "too old" for sledding in a boat happens to look exactly like Steve the pirate from dodgeball. Go figure.

 

Other than that, it was AWESOME. Then when we were sledding a barrage of snowballs came soaring down from on top of the hill. We tried to fight them off but they ended up commandeering the boat. Jerks.

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Lets see, when Mustard gets home I'm going to go to the tanning bed, and then to the mall to spend too much money on make-up. But I can write both of those off on my taxes, so that's cool.

And my toilet makes weird bubbly noises when my washing machine drains. :huh:

 

You get a tax deduction for the tanning bed and make-up? Dude, I want that! You know, not that I would have a use for that. Because I don't wear make-up or anything. You know...

 

Though I do plan on founding a cult and tithing 100% of my income to myself this year. I'm sure that won't throw up any red flags at the IRS o0o

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This whole week has been boring and tiresome.

Wake up early, school, then work until late, do the same all over again. I've had a cpl tests and a quiz and plenty of reading this week. I have yet to hang out with my g/f while she has been awake. I get home she's sleeping, I wake up, she's leaving for work.

 

Right now I'm at work until 12... i am soaking 12 year old keyboards in hot water, in order to get all the crap out of them. I redid my resume for hopefully an internship soon. I just ate a crappy dinner, and now I have to watch wheel of fortune and jeopardy while digesting and soaking. It's going to be a long night :\

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i am soaking 12 year old keyboards in hot water, in order to get all the crap out of them.

 

Bad move. Discom fried his keyboard with just a little liquid.

 

oh and, REQUEST TIME OFF and spend it with your girl.

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i am soaking 12 year old keyboards in hot water, in order to get all the crap out of them.

 

Bad move. Discom fried his keyboard with just a little liquid.

 

oh and, REQUEST TIME OFF and spend it with your girl.

I have to, they are custom horse racing machine keyboards. They will dry for about a half a week. I've done it b4.

 

Also, I have been getting 2 shifts a week, my boss went to Chicago, and i picked up shifts, so I have to take them when they come, she knows that. But I did not make any plans at all tomorrow, so we get to sleep in and spend the weekend together :)

thanks for the concern ;)

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Lets see, when Mustard gets home I'm going to go to the tanning bed, and then to the mall to spend too much money on make-up. But I can write both of those off on my taxes, so that's cool.

And my toilet makes weird bubbly noises when my washing machine drains. :huh:

 

You get a tax deduction for the tanning bed and make-up? Dude, I want that!

 

I don't think you'd look any good in The Orange Shorts. That's the only reason I can write stuff like that off; cause I buy it for my job. But it's still great. :)

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Lets see, when Mustard gets home I'm going to go to the tanning bed, and then to the mall to spend too much money on make-up. But I can write both of those off on my taxes, so that's cool.

And my toilet makes weird bubbly noises when my washing machine drains. :huh:

 

You get a tax deduction for the tanning bed and make-up? Dude, I want that!

 

I don't think you'd look any good in The Orange Shorts. That's the only reason I can write stuff like that off; cause I buy it for my job. But it's still great. :)

 

 

dont give me that! you would do it regardless of your job!

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