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Because it's Lunk's birthday, I'd say how old he is but I know even living in Ohio my safety wouldn't be guaranteed :P

 

Also some guy named Morte Aeterna turns 19 today... I guess if you see him you can wish him happy b-day.. :)

 

 

Hope it's a good one guys!

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I can just picture the screams from the delivery room :D

 

Mom: Is it a boy or a girl?

Doctor: Errm...it's a lunk.

Mom: So that's definitely just the umbilical cord?

Bowl of petunias: Oh not again...

 

(this dialog contrived pre-coffee)

 

Happy birthday lunkster!

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Happy Birthday!!

 

To find lunk's age follow this algorithm:

 

Get lunk's truck MPG = AverageMPG

Get distance of earth to moon = Earth2Moon

Get average weight of average north american donkey = USADonkey

Get times lunk said "nancy" ingame = Nancy

Set NegativeInfinity = -.00000000000000000000000000000

 

Let LunkAge start age = 1

If lunk > 1 then

----(LunkAge * Earth2Moon)

----then

----(LunkAge / AverageMPG)

----then

----(LunkAge * USADonkey^2)

----then

----(LunkAge + Nancy)

else

-(LunkAge = NegativeInfinity)

print "Lunk is (LunkAge)!!!"

 

 

 

 

 

(remember I'm first year computer science major, bear with the errors) :D

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