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Meme Joke time!!!


chick82

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So with the bad there must be good and talpa inspired me the other night so here's how it works referencing someone or something from the server let us take a moment to laugh.

 

 

Talpa- I don't always start a votesscramble, but when I do i'm on the winning team

 

Chick- I don't always heal people, but when I do it out in the open for all the infected to see.

 

Votescrambling- Oh you don't want a scramble, please tell me more about how the teams are even with a 1900 point difference.

 

Jackie- I don't always spawn as infected but when I do, bam I'm a pop machine.

 

Session- Oh you have a soundboard, please tell me more about how creative you are.

 

Talpa- oh you have a challenge named after you in l4d2, please tell me more about your goals in life.

 

Jackie- I don't always update the buy menu, but when I do everyone hates it.

 

 

 

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Baloosh: I don't always die in L4D2, but when I do you can best believe it was due to HAX

 

Yuri: I don't always use my mic in L4D2, but when I do you can guarantee that your speakers will be blown by my high-pitched squeals when Jackie knocks me across the map

 

I could do this all day:

 

Leumash: I don't always get into the GC L4D2 server, but when I do you better know that I'm driving my team's score down to depths never-before seen

 

Meng: I don't always tell people who I am in L4D2, but when I do it's an all-out racist fest from that point forward

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Maestro - Activity level? What do you really know about activity level, grasshopper?

 

General/SK - It's not about the bullet hitting the head, it is about the head hitting the bullet//It's not about the pounce hitting the target, but the target hitting the pounce

 

Aarkovi - no no no, it IS about me

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Regulars - One does not simply win a l4d 2 10v10 campaign with noobs on their team

 

Non-Members - (win kid) Another non-member joined after me, not going to get the boot this time!

 

Older Players - One does not simply get too old to own people in l4d 2

 

tonerrrr - I don't always get seriously accused of hacking, but when I do it's by an inferior player

 

 

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Regulars:

-I don't always complain about losing, but when I do, it's because an admin is on the opposite team.

-I don't always want to scramble, but when I do, it's because and admin is on the opposite team.

-I don't always win, but when I do, I don't give a s*it about balancing teams.

-I don't always buy Tanks, but when I do, I make sure to do it right after I die.

-I don't always take advantages of exploits, but when I do, I exploit the crap out of it...then complain when it gets fixed.

-I don't always try to see what I can get away with, but when I do, I trip, stumble, and end up 5 feet across the line, get kicked, then make a topic about admin abuse.

 

Now for some Regulars vs Jackie boasting:

-I don't always try to smoke Jackie, but when I do, I get shot in the face.

-I don't always try to high pounce Jackie, but when I do, I get shot in the face.

-I don't always try to charge Jackie, but when I do, I brush past him and run into a wall.

-I don't always get killed by Jackie, but when I do, HACKERRRRRR

 

Aarkovi:

-I don't always try to ambush people who try to save a rusher, but when I do, I get shot through a wall.

 

Noobs:

-I don't always use the buy menu, but when I do, whats a buy menu?

-I don't always get points, but when I do, what are points?

-I don't always listen to my team, but when I do, I magically become deaf.

-I don't always join the server, but when I do, I---kicked for a member

 

Man I'm cruel...

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I was playing on the 4th map of The Parish when tanks spawned all around me...they took out the rest of my team and as I made one final dash I had made it infront of the saferoom. But little did I know, when i approached the saferoom, I went to open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.

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Snake eyes - I don't always use my mic, but when I do I'm raging.

Baloosh - I don't always play hunter, but when I do I always make a GOOOOOOAAAAALLL!!! ( player ---- baloosh ---- player )

Noobs - I don't always have a health kit, but when I do I'll heal myself.

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