Xterminator June 20, 2003 Share Xterminator Member June 20, 2003 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) We must polish the Polish furniture. 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. 7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. 8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. 9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. 10) I did not object to the object. 11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid. 12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row. 13) They were too close to the door to close it. 14) The buck does funny things when the does are present. 15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line. 16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. 17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail. 18) After a number of injections my jaw got number. 19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear. 20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests. 21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend? Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in an eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. And if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. You park in the driveway but you drive on the parkway. You ship by truck and send cargo by ship. How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which an alarm goes off by going on. When the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible. And finally, how about when you want to shut down your computer you have to hit "START!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator June 20, 2003 Author Share Xterminator Member June 20, 2003 wow no one's even looked at this....am i that outta touch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwEEziL June 20, 2003 Share dwEEziL Member June 20, 2003 Huh? Wha? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiffy June 20, 2003 Share Jiffy Member June 20, 2003 this is the single most greatest thread i have read since my time here...nice job x! me being an english masta find this amazingly great, lol very nice ind33d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartless June 20, 2003 Share Heartless Member June 20, 2003 I've read it before.. but reading it again makes me feel so much better about failing english again this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator June 21, 2003 Author Share Xterminator Member June 21, 2003 dont feel bad i failed physics this year, along with Electrical Fundimentals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huhuh? June 21, 2003 Share huhuh? Member June 21, 2003 english > spanish (and every other language) execpt for snoop doggs slang..... fo shizzil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator June 21, 2003 Author Share Xterminator Member June 21, 2003 lol snoop he funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartless June 21, 2003 Share Heartless Member June 21, 2003 it was cool at first.. now i think "snoop slag" is just dumb. No one can do it but him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator June 22, 2003 Author Share Xterminator Member June 22, 2003 and me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killer June 22, 2003 Share Killer Member June 22, 2003 I hate him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator June 23, 2003 Author Share Xterminator Member June 23, 2003 i hate you! no i'm kidding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaphappy July 4, 2003 Share Slaphappy Member July 4, 2003 Je ne parl pas English Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator July 4, 2003 Author Share Xterminator Member July 4, 2003 Ah Vouz parlez francais? ce bon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiffy July 4, 2003 Share Jiffy Member July 4, 2003 was ist das? ich habe keine idee!!!!! wie geht es ihnen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator July 4, 2003 Author Share Xterminator Member July 4, 2003 i dont Sprehen Zie Deutche Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huhuh? July 6, 2003 Share huhuh? Member July 6, 2003 hablo espanol? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator July 6, 2003 Author Share Xterminator Member July 6, 2003 no hablo espanol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaphappy July 6, 2003 Share Slaphappy Member July 6, 2003 AHHHHH bungholio....I am the great Cornholio I need TP for my bunghole. I come from a land with no tp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killer July 6, 2003 Share Killer Member July 6, 2003 This year I was 13th in the state for the NFC (National French Contest) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator July 6, 2003 Author Share Xterminator Member July 6, 2003 that's really good killer. I used to be top in all my classes in highschool, to bad i forgot most of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaphappy July 7, 2003 Share Slaphappy Member July 7, 2003 oh oh I know french see manger mon vashe et fromage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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