dwEEziL November 24, 2003 Share dwEEziL Member November 24, 2003 Well wake up before you trip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lance November 24, 2003 Share lance Member November 24, 2003 Wow, asyphsnitoaion sounds neat...isn't that how Elvis's death was staged? (Cause we all know he's actually running a road-side freakshow in Arizona) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator November 25, 2003 Share Xterminator Member November 25, 2003 yes lance he's in Arizona....you found out the big secret Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwEEziL November 25, 2003 Share dwEEziL Member November 25, 2003 Nah, Elvis died on the toilet. He was constipated and was straining to crap and his heart, weak from all the meds (prescription and/or otherwise), gave out on him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator November 25, 2003 Share Xterminator Member November 25, 2003 Nah, Elvis died on the toilet. He was constipated and was straining to crap and his heart, weak from all the meds (prescription and/or otherwise), gave out on him. member a while ago we were talking (this was a long while ago) about having clean washroom trips. You know, the one wipe washroom trip. Maybe he had one of those, got excited and his heart gave out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lance November 25, 2003 Share lance Member November 25, 2003 Do I win anything for solving the mystery? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator November 26, 2003 Share Xterminator Member November 26, 2003 respect, but only for a day.... heh j/k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lance November 26, 2003 Share lance Member November 26, 2003 Oooo! Do I get to pick which day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator November 27, 2003 Share Xterminator Member November 27, 2003 hey if it'll make your day, go right ahead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwOOp November 27, 2003 Share SwOOp Member November 27, 2003 Elvis had a stinky butt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator November 27, 2003 Share Xterminator Member November 27, 2003 dont we all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchtower November 27, 2003 Share Watchtower Member November 27, 2003 <-- Can lick his elbow.. See?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lance November 27, 2003 Share lance Member November 27, 2003 I want it to be the day after my berfday. That way I can get two days in a row that people gots to be nice to me. Then when that third day comes around and everbody's mean to me again I can slump into deep depression and eat alot of food and get fat. Then I'll be depressed that I'm fat so I'll eat more, and it'll never end until I take the world Sumo Championship Title and then die due to fast women and fast times in some sleazy motel outside the city limits of Okinawa, it's Japan's version of Vegas ya know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator November 27, 2003 Share Xterminator Member November 27, 2003 wow, now you made me feel bad. heh j/k nah Lance you gots my respect! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lance November 27, 2003 Share lance Member November 27, 2003 wow, now you made me feel bad. heh j/k nah Lance you gots my respect! You'd respect me more if I was the world sumo champion tho, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator November 27, 2003 Share Xterminator Member November 27, 2003 of course! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lance November 28, 2003 Share lance Member November 28, 2003 *rubs hands together with evil smile* M'yesss...m'yessss....all is going according to plan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator November 28, 2003 Share Xterminator Member November 28, 2003 *rubs hands together* m'yess m'yess he's falling right into my trap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwEEziL November 29, 2003 Share dwEEziL Member November 29, 2003 *rubs hands together and thinks* Ewww, what is this goop on here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator November 30, 2003 Share Xterminator Member November 30, 2003 i dunno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lance November 30, 2003 Share lance Member November 30, 2003 *rubs hands together and thinks* Ewww, what is this goop on here? *Must remember not to shake hands with Dweezil at FragFest* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBugs November 30, 2003 Share TheBugs Member November 30, 2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator November 30, 2003 Share Xterminator Member November 30, 2003 Dweez poopied himself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lance December 3, 2003 Share lance Member December 3, 2003 Dweez poopied himself And thus, a more intelligent saying was never again said... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PHYZER23 December 3, 2003 Share PHYZER23 Member December 3, 2003 Did you know that no one can lick their elbow. sorry that is a untrue fact ive seen it done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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