ScubaDan

I thought it was hilarious...but then again I was married for a loooooooong time

Sign me up please.

Whats the difference between a cigarette machine and the Leafs? A cigarette machine has Players!

You guys are either: A. Not married B. Not married very long

The link doesn't work for me either, nor does copy & paste. I noticed the following on Yahoo though: "If you've already created an index page, and you're still receiving the "Page Not Available" page, your page may have been suspended for violation of our Terms of Service, if any of the following statements are true: Pulling files from your GeoCities account to a location outside of Yahoo! GeoCities, such as auction sites, message boards, and other web sites."

Count me in.

Is that your "before" pic Fatty?

Oh man those were rich!

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said "No." And the guy lived happily ever after and went golfing a lot. THE END

Happy Birthday!!

I like the no tolerance on obstruction. I saw two plays last night that would never have happened under the old rules...Havalat went around Mcabe and got a good chance on net and Crosby broke out of the corner and also got a good scoring chance. Only great saves by Belfour and Brodeur prevented goals. Under the old rules both those guys would have some defenceman's stick stuck in their guts and the play would have ended right there. It was interesting to see that neither defender even tried to use the stick. I like the tag up offside and I do believe that SJ is right and that 5 years ago or so tag up offsides were in the rules. As for icing, I'm pretty sure that the linesman can wave off an icing if, in his opinion, it is an attempted pass. So those long stretch passes won't necessarily end up in an icing. I'm still undecided on whether penalizing the team that iced the puck is of any use. As I goalie, I've played in many tournaments where shootouts are the norm for deciding ties, and personally I hate them. However, at this moment I LOVE the shootout, but only because the Leafs lost by it . <shuts and locks closet door and arms security system>

I'd like to see ScoutzKnivez back in the rotation. And please ban Scoutmaster Lunk from this server

Custody Battle Ruling: A seven year old boy from Toronto was at the centre of a courtroom drama in an Ontario Superior Courthouse this morning when he challenged a court ruling over who should have legal custody of the juvenile. The boy has a history of being beaten repeatedly by both parents and the judge had previously awarded custody to the boy's aunt. The boy confirmed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and refused to live there. When the judge then suggested that he be placed with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they beat him more severely than anyone. The judge, in an unprecendented ruling, dramatically allowed the boy, in spite of his youth and obvious inexperience, to make his own choice as to who should have legal guardianship over him. In front of a packed and cheering courtroom this morning, custody was subsequently granted to the TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS as the boy stated his firm belief that they are, in point of fact, not capable of beating anyone.

I dunno if you guys get any of the Canadian channels on cable, but if you do The Sports Network has a double header tonight (all times Eastern).

<Wonders why the smoke smells the same as the ineterior of NOFX's car>

<Looks up just in time to see a big Dodge Ram pull a u-turn and head back towards him. Jumps out of the way as the truck hurtles by. Wonders why Brillow's pants are wet.......again.>

<Hear's a loud crash as the front of the house caves in. Runs for the back door, realizes Mo is still passed out against the wall, runs back and drags him by the feet out the back door. Peeks around the corner and sees a mean looking biker dude with Mmmm tattooed on his head. Runs for his life.>

<Waits till NOFX is distracted by Cowboy's dash from the bathroom then grabs two beers. Chugs one beer, burps loudly, walks over to Mo and perches the empty on top of his head. Reaches over and hands the second bottle to Brillow.>

<Notices an old gummy bear stuck to Cowboy's back. Pulls it off and looks around. Notices that Mo is snoring against the wall so sticks gummy bear on Mo's forehead.>

That's Right......I'm BAD!

ROFL!! Oh Duke, you lead a very interesting life..hahaha! The big question is, which flasher did you prefer, Spider Bite Sally or Discharge Don?!? Edit: Fixed a typo.....

<Gets up off of the couch, stretches and yawns, and starts looking for beer money in the couch.>

Hey, I'm Dapper Dan!!! Oh...wait....I'm ScubaDan aren't I.....