Who you calling whiners, eh? Brillow bites my tail. Do I whine? NO! SJ bashes me with a book. Do I whine? NO! Everybody else shoots and stabs me. Do I whine? NO! But that statement does it. Im'a whine you right into next year. How come everybody hates me. How come we only have 6 servers. How come the admins are all great? How come Windex kept posting after he said he was gone? How come you Americans hate Canadians. How come Canadians have tails. Why does Devious1 keep killing me with nades. Why am I number one on everybody's easiest prey list? I want a million dollars. I want to play CSS 24/7. I want Fatty's job. It's too hot. It's too cold. There's too much rain. There's not enough rain.
Wait what am I doing? Why don't I just sue Fatty for libel.