Peckles

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HELLO PECKLES!!

Our first official music video as the Oat Poets is up!

-- A duck can quack, but so can I, but I cannot taste like a duck in the way that a duck can.

-37 is my favourite 37...

-40 with wind? Guess I'll wear sleeves.

"We have this chicken. It's 6 feet tall, and it's supposed to talk, but doesn't. Could you take a look at it?" Sometimes I get asked weird questions at work...

"Will you be having kids at the wedding?" "No, I think we'll wait until after..."

430AM sucks no matter what time of day it is.

A man died after choking on a raisin. You might say...*sunglasses* he was a victim of grape.

A new one! Vaguely about watermelons! http://www.oatpoets.com/monthlydouble.html

A rhino charged me. It wasn't cheap.

A rope will save the fire from despots and no desk can solve the snake

A spider was looking to move in to the neighbourhood, saw it checking out some web sites.

According to the Love Calculator, I have a 17% chance of having a successful relationship with myself.

After a bar fight, always check the stool for blood.

After lengthy lobbying, the origami association finally welcomed me to the fold

After trying on countless shoes, I finally found a frontrunner.

AHH I'm so nervous for game 7...Can't sleep!! Quick, someone punch me in the face!

And that's why I don't like cricket.

At least the CSS update will get me away from my compueter a little more.

At the liquor store: Cashier: That's a lot of beer, what's the occasion? Me: It's Tuesday.

At what point is it appropriate to tell someone their hair is losing its colour? Seems like a bit of a grey area...

Ate the wrong pie. Now I'm irrational.

Bacteria, nausea, and diarrhea all rhyme. Song detected.

Ball peen hammers are great, because they have the words 'ball' and 'peen', and have the added benefit of actually being a hammer.