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Peckles

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  1. I have spent one dollar on this sale so far, and will be spending much time enjoying my purchases.
  2. Saw a puppy dressed as a 50s gangster. It was fedorable.

  3. I tried to make a time machine, but thanks to homophones, I now have a lot of herbs.

  4. That's an auto-bahn ban. It'll expire at some point.
  5. Girl at bar: "You know Movember is over, right?" Me: "Yeah, you should probably shave"

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    2. JackieChan

      JackieChan

      November was "No shave month"

    3. Peckles

      Peckles

      People grow mustaches for November and get others to sponsor them with money, which gets donated to prostate cancer research. Apparently this girl doesn't know the difference between 'mustache' and 'full beard'.

    4. samurai nightling

      samurai nightling

      I know what November was, just not Movember.

  6. This one has a bit of foul language in it, so you've been warned. It's called "Not Christmas Yet", and it's about the fact that it's...well, not Christmas yet. Share and Enjoy! Oat Poets
  7. See those two houses? The one in the middle is mine.

    1. lousiest
    2. crasx

      crasx

      oh man, is that two-ply cardboard?

    3. Peckles

      Peckles

      Yeah, corrugated too. And I stuffed styrofoam crumbs between the corrugation for added insulation.

  8. I often walk around the house naked, until the neighbours chase me inside.

    1. Fairweather

      Fairweather

      most likely chasing your peckle

  9. I can't wait until tomorrow evening where 99% of the beer I buy will occupy all of my stomach, thus having a far greater impact than 99% of any other occupy garbage. #occupymybelly

    1. Fairweather

      Fairweather

      i like the sounds of this

       

    2. Madvillain

      Madvillain

      I am suddenly more interested in the occupy movement.

  10. Toilet paper is more effective than paper toilet.

    1. Hailfire

      Hailfire

      It's true,I've tested it.

  11. Peckles

    peckles

    YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU LYING SLANDEROUS PIECE OF TRASH! THIS HERESY WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED! MAYBE NOT TODAY, MAYBE NOT TOMORROW, BUT SOMEDAY, AND FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE YOU WILL REGRET THE SHAME AND DISHONOUR YOU HAVE INFLICTED UPON MY SOUL!!!!!!! ...ok, I'm done.
  12. Much obliged to all those that are listening to these tracks ^^ The one for the 15th of November (a day late, derp) is a country-esque song, inspired by my experience this past weekend working the Canadian Finals Rodeo for 5 days. I smelled like poo and hay. So overall, an improvement. Anyway, give the track a listen. It's called Eyesore, and it's about having an ugly wife. Here's the link: The Oat Poets
  13. I saw a cloud with a crown. Must be reigning.

  14. LIES AND SLANDER! Oh...wait...You were being nice...Sorry. ... LIES AND SLANDER!
  15. I'd go to Thailand, but it sounds too formal.

    1. Biggs

      Biggs

      Don't worry, when you get to Bangkok, you'll realize the formality is just a front

  16. Ever edit the friction settings in GTA IV? Hilarious! As seen by this guy's video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifTIuA8Dq58
  17. Happy Halloween! Do you speak French? No? Too bad! Here's a song about Halloween written in French whose grammar quality is matched only by its pronunciation! Listen to it here: Oat Poets Share and Enjoy!
  18. When cornered, employ irrational insults.

    1. Fairweather

      Fairweather

      your mother was a hamster

    2. LizardKing

      LizardKing

      this is the worst thing i have read in 12 seconds...

    3. Peckles

      Peckles

      Don't give me that, you tree jockey bug monkey!

  19. I still hop on from time to time, though the lack of steady monster spawning gives me the blues.
  20. Ever had Hop Stoopid? Or Devil's Elbow and Total Eclipse of the Hop, or Paddock Wood's Loki (which doesn't have its own page, apparently) The last 3 are Western Canadian, but the Hop Stoopid one is from California. Very hoppy and delicious.
  21. I'm gonna get cozy with my PJs. Don't wait up.

  22. I've yet to find a pumpkin beer I enjoy. Just not my thing. Of course, it doesn't help that I don't generally like anything with pumpkin in it.
  23. I had a cat once. Dropped a safe on it. It was a write-off, so I stood on its head.

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