Peckles

Ordinary bar. Soft music is playing, smoky, several men having a drink . A duck enters the room. With no hurry walks up to the bar , sits down on a chair, pulls up to an ashtray, from somewhere under the wing pulls out a cigarette and a lighter , lits up a cigarette , let the smoke rings . The bartender shockingly looks at her. Duck , seeing his look , says : - Whiskey and Coke , please. The bartender , being in the same state , gets the drinks, begins to pour and says softly:

Got called by the Microsoft Support Center in Glasgow. Lady said there are infected files on my Microsoft computer, asking me if i'm close to my computer right now. I don't trust stuff like that, especially not over the phone. Apologized for not trusting her and hung up.

if u haven't tried white water rafting then u must do it.

Today I have become a cube.

Going away for a few days on Thursday to rest and recupperate at a Buddhist retreat

OH YEAH! GO HAWKS!

To the gentleman who broke into our dorm house, tried to get into our room and pulled the fire alarm at 5 in the morning when we wouldn't let him in,you're a [insert word that isn't allowed on these forums for good reason]

Out of town for a few days

I'm baaaaaaaaaack ;E

Good to be back

I'm so tired I can't even think of puns... See??

The apocalypse is coming, I dreamt about it

Shaft and I are twins Happy birthday to the both of us

It's -45 with the windchill today...ughhhhhh

It's -45 with the windchill today...ughhhhhh

Being an adult shoe salesman is no small feet.

Being an adult shoe salesman is no small feet.

Some tweaks, website should be a lot perkier now, more perkiness on the way with additional changes.

Game Game Game

I should work in a funeral home, because I can't stop coffin.

Merecats are quite humble.

Anybody into making music? I really want to learn how to make EDM

I am the Galaga high score leader. You can not beat me.

Oh, you want to join my peeing contest? You're in!

Oh, you want to join my peeing contest? You're in!