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  1. Peckles

    Horse-drawn buggies are way better than the ones I draw.

    1. MPG1770

      MPG1770

      Neigh lad, that was bad. My horse is cleverer, he plays the violin - he's a fiddler on the hoof

  2. Peckles

    Maybe I'll sit outside all day today. Like a dog. Or a mailbox.

    1. Biggs

      Biggs

      Sometimes it's good to be outside the box

  3. Peckles

    Tonight I found out to my cost that it is apparently not very romantic to compare one's partner's nose to the husk of a long-dead Goomba.

    1. BrohamMC

      BrohamMC

      did you seriously?...

    2. boiler

      boiler

      I am 100% certain he did.

    3. BrohamMC

      BrohamMC

      *slaps peckles in the face

  4. Peckles

    GF: So it looks like I'm not going away with my parents this week. Me: But...You promised...

    1. walkingCat

      walkingCat

      :D

       

  5. Peckles

    I was fixing a speaker in one of the barns at work, and the horse next to me pooped, licked its leavings, licked my ladder, then stared at me. Horses are jerks.

    1. BrohamMC

      BrohamMC

      LOLZ thats fuuunny! he might not be a horse he could be a jackass

       

    2. BrohamMC

      BrohamMC

      just a thought

       

    3. Jibbajabba

      Jibbajabba

      He just wanted to let you know he disapproved of you climbing the corporate ladder peklz.

  6. Peckles

    Racehorses are a lot bigger up close...

  7. Peckles

    I'm hitting myself with a hammer because it feels so good when I stop.

    1. walkingCat

      walkingCat

      Dr. Meredith Grey: Maybe we like the pain. Maybe we're wired that way. Because without it, I don't know; maybe we just wouldn't feel real. What's that saying? Why do I keep hitting myself with a hammer? Because it feels so good when I stop.

    2. walkingCat

      walkingCat

      Grey's Anatomy

  8. Peckles

    Today I have become a cube.

    1. TheDude

      TheDude

      There is no denying that it's hip to be square

    2. Peckles

      Peckles

      The next time I become a cube, I hope to be retired, and the time after that, I hope to be dead.

  9. Peckles

    I got mugged. Tea spilled everywhere.

  10. Peckles

    I don't need a smaller size, I just need to get fat.

    1. walkingCat

      walkingCat

      glhf

  11. Peckles

    Have you ever QWOP'd so much that you had trouble walking?

  12. Peckles

    I'm so tired I can't even think of puns... See??

    1. Biggs

      Biggs

      Nope, don't believe it

    2. Girlzilla

      Girlzilla

      Get up off your bun and make a pun!

    3. Peckles

      Peckles

      I'm not on a bun, but I am...in...bread....

  13. Peckles

    If I were a photographer, I'd take pictures in Cardiff and market them as Prints of Wales.

    1. shaftiel

      shaftiel

      You need a new hobby

  14. Peckles

    I successfully inserted a USB on the third try. Personal best.

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    2. shaftiel

      shaftiel

      That's what got me into trouble in college.

    3. Lookback

      Lookback

      That's what she said...

    4. Cinkadeus

      Cinkadeus

      This would at least reduce it to two tries. http://dornob.com/double-sided-usb-solves-painfully-universal-design-problem/#axzz2PJvBO8sx

  15. Peckles

    I'd take advice from skunks any day. They just make sense.

    1. boiler

      boiler

      Scents?

  16. Peckles

    I'm wearing funderpants.

    1. Cinkadeus

      Cinkadeus

      I only wear mine in my fungeon.

    2. yErMoTH3r

      yErMoTH3r

      Get JC outa there...

    3. shaftiel

      shaftiel

      At least he will be fundamentally supported

  17. Peckles

    Went to board meeting. Fell asleep.

  18. Peckles

    I don't always finish my sentences, but when I do,

    1. walkingCat

      walkingCat

      ,..I use old jokes. © Peklz

    2. TheDude

      TheDude

      hamburger?

    3. Girlzilla

      Girlzilla

      I never heard this one.

  19. Peckles

    I got a koi pond. I think it likes me, but it seems a bit nervous.

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    2. MPG1770

      MPG1770

      Sounds a bit fishy to me

    3. shaftiel

      shaftiel

      Don't play along. It only encourages him.

    4. JackieChan

      JackieChan

      Shaftiel likes fish sticks.

  20. Peckles

    Maybe Oscar Pistorius just got cold feet...

    1. TheDude

      TheDude

      That's crossing the line within record time

    2. Cinkadeus

      Cinkadeus

      Too soon?

  21. Peckles

    I didn't watch the orgami documentary because I'm too cheap for paperview.

    1. Girlzilla

      Girlzilla

      You crane!

  22. Peckles

    I walked in on someone in the shower. It was aquard.

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    2. Biggs

      Biggs

      That curtainly aquard, indEEd

    3. TheLaw

      TheLaw

      sounds sexy

    4. shaftiel

      shaftiel

      Move out of the YMCA. That should fix your problem

  23. Peckles

    You don't just get cremated. You've got to urn it.

  24. Peckles

    It's -45 with the windchill today...ughhhhhh

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    2. Biggs

      Biggs

      -45 K sure is cold

    3. Peckles

      Peckles

      Yeah, absolute zero's got nothing on this.

    4. boiler

      boiler

      What, no pithy pun? Has the cold temporarily robbed you of your creativity?

  25. Peckles

    Being an adult shoe salesman is no small feet.

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    2. MPG1770

      MPG1770

      This thread needs the boot

       

    3. Peckles

      Peckles

      Some of these are pretty lacy

    4. Biggs

      Biggs

      It's not so bad, MPG... besides, time heels all wounds.

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