shaftiel

MAN RULES, RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE THESE ARE OUR RULES! PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE! 1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS. 1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN. 1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL. 1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE: - SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK! - STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK! - OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK! -- PLEASE, JUST SAY IT! 1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION. 1. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. THAT'S WHY YOU PICKED US. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR. 1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS. 1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE OVERWEIGHT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON'T ASK US. 1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE. 1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH. IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF. WE THINK THAT'S COOL! 1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS. 1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE... 1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS. PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS. 1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY 'NOTHING' WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING TRULY IS WRONG. WE KNOW IT MIGHT NOT BE TRUE, BUT IF REALLY YOU WANTED TO TELL US YOU WOULD. 1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR.. 1. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO HEAR WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT WHICH IS EITHER SEX OR FOOD OR A VIDEO GAME 1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH BLUE JEANS. AND IF YOU CAN'T GET RID OF OLD CLOTHES, THEN YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES. 1. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES. 1. POTATO IS A VEGETABLE. 1. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.. BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT? WHY DO YOU THINK WE BOUGHT A COMFORTABLE COUCH ^^^ Truth Shaftiel

Lousiest.. life is more than sitting in your underware at the computer eating ramen. Shaftiel

http://www.ilyke.net/if-facebook-existed-during-wwii-/15611 Shaftiel

Braille? Shrug. Don't know or care enough to figure it out. lol Shaftiel

My kids play on one account, name is CorwinofChaos Shaftiel

Not much, three vials of newborn baby blood. Shaftiel

To be fair, when you are living in the country eating a lot of peaches, there isn't much else to do. Can't blame me for getting drunk. Sigh.. had the wierdest dream though, I was making a little hole in a peach, just big enough for an ant to hide. Strange. Shaftiel

My youngest kids (8 & 9) really enjoy playing minecraft, and they have been begging to be allowed to join multiplayer servers. I was wondering if anyone would be around tonight (4/05) or tomorrow (4/06) to help them claim some land and show them what the commands are and such. Let me know, thanks. Shaftiel P.s. I enjoy mincraft a bit as well, but I always end up like a dwarf, just building rooms and areas underground....

Delicate situation. On one hand you want to be able to air your issues and come to resolutions so you can move forward with a clean slate. On the other, you might be afraid to say anything that might upset her and send things spiralling down again. Its one thing if both sides want to work things out, its quite another if you are coaxing her back into a relationship. Sigh, good luck my friend. You are in a sucky position right now. Shaftiel

See Cat. See how Cat thinks he will be in charge. Look at the silly Cat. Just look at it. Sometimes you just have to look at it. Silly Cat. Shaftiel

Bastard. Shaftiel

Sure. we can kill you at that time. Shaftiel

Ah. I could give a speech on how that's impossible in Belgian labor law, but i'm just glad you're back ooohhh.... please do. I would love to not read it! Shaftiel

I can understand if you feel that you are 'addicted' to a game and only a clean break will allow you to lead a more productive life. If that is the case, I applaud you and wish you nothing but the best. If you simply feel you have more pressing matters at this time, and need to redistribute your active hours to address your new priorities. Then you are merely taking a sabatical, with the possibility of a return once your priorities change again. So in that case, good luck, and we will welcome you back when you return. Shaftiel

there were MILLIONS OF THEM! MILLIONS OF PEACHES! ALL FOR MEE!!!!! SHaftiel

I said it sounds fun, didn't say that I liked the idea. I have no idea what you are saying. Your words... they are like sharp stones pelting my brain. Shaftiel

I will /deathblow all of you! AND RULE THE 16 BIT WORLD! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Shaftiel

That guy had some crazy ears. Shaftiel

Biggs likes it. So I vote no. But if Biggs did NOT like the idea, I would have been able to say I liked it. However that didn't happen did it? Nice going Biggs. Shaftiel

I blame Sim CIty. That and I am not playing much at all right now due to work. Shaftiel

Kids... kids.. calm down. Everyone just freakin sign up, go to Fragfest, and have an absolutly brilliant time with all the people who you know from the game. You will really miss out if you choose not to go. As an added bonus, everyone who shows up will get 3 free paint ball shots at Jackie Chan!! I would aim for the neck, he loves that. Shaftiel

How in the world would you have a Mincraft tourney? A build off? Who can create the most elaborate mob killing machine? Explain please, because I am baffled. Shaftiel

But...but.. there are millions of peaches, peaches for free. i don't understand what the problem is. Shaftiel

Lame. Shaftiel

85 degrees. Drinking by the pool. Might go for a swim. Hows your winter going? Shaftiel