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My six month hiatus on video games starts - well, it started last week haha.....See you guys on the gamesies January 1st
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is officially on vacation (until next Monday) for the first time since 2009!!!! I know!!! Woot woot!!!
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"It was just us in the whole place and we were just going room to room - just bouncing and flipping all over the place, hitting each other with balls, sweating, our shirts filthy. We were just dirty, stinky boys, you know?"
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I just met Clayton Kershaw after the Dodgers game tonight, y'know, we talked for like five minutes....AWESOME!!!
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I just met Clayton Kershaw after the Dodgers game tonight, y'know, we talked for like five minutes....AWESOME!!!
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"A pebble in the water makes a ripple effect, every action in this world will bear a consequence.If you wade around forever you will surely drown, I see what's going down."
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"Haven't you ever wanted to be part of something special?""I was part of something special."
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"[name]? You saying [name2]'s innocent? I mean *for real* innocent?""Yeah, it looks that way.""Sweet Jesus. How long's he been in here?""Since '47, what is that...19 years."
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1:"Have you ever had sex, [name]?"2:"..D-did [name] in accounting put you up to this?"1:"Because somehow I can't imagine the blind, vegan, beef salesman having sex."2:"Listen, I'm-I'm trying to help you, sir-"1:"You're trying to help me? the blind beef salesman is trying to help me. I'm actually starting to feel pretty bad for you, [name]. Because I look at my life, and it is surrounded by so much beauty, and you can't see poop! Is that fair? Does that seem fair to you, [name]? Do you eve...