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  1. Johnny

    Average day as a programmer? http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p208/johnnytran420/programmers_zpsatg3dbfx.png

  2. crasx

    Just got my 5 year veteran coin... what happened to my life?

  3. chick82

    Got a call from the Detroit Police Department today about an impending criminal case against me. I ask them why they were calling me from Auburn, NY. He said he was Detective and was in NY. I asked him if he knew my good friends Axel Foley or Det. Billy Rosewood. They didn't, so clearly they are liars.

    1. JackieChan

      JackieChan

      Who?

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  4. tainted92

    Still not asleep... bwahahaha. 6:18am and counting... chop chop chop chop.........

    1. JackieChan

      JackieChan

      Hah!

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  5. DiXie

    Ugh, I can't play...have some stiches...left hand doesn't work *cry*

    1. JackieChan

      JackieChan

      gitgud

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  6. JackieChan

    Watching Bob Ross paint on Twitch is very mesmerizing...

    1. JackieChan

      JackieChan

      Working for 4 hours by myself. Going to have this going the entire time.

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  7. BlackYoshi

    The worst part of watching dreamhack is when the camera decides to zoom way in on JW's face.

  8. san`

    Peanut loves jockeys

    1. JackieChan

      JackieChan

      I'll make it so people get double points for Jockeying Peanut.

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  9. JackieChan

    Whoever wants a Rainbow Six Siege beta key (ends Oct 4), let me know. I have 4 to give out.

  10. crasx

    oh my. l4d2 update?!

  11. onyxdragoon

    I have concluded san plays L4D2 to get away from turnbull.

    1. JackieChan

      JackieChan

      Turnbull is on the CS side.

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  12. LadyYuri

    Jury Duty SUX

    1. JackieChan

      JackieChan

      If it was about public indecency, Yuri would be laughing too much.

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  13. tainted92

    Having my bathroom completely refurb'd for the next two to three weeks, so expect me to be more AWOL than usual ladies, try not to miss me too much ;)

  14. Thug

    New CS:GO knives are hideous... they look like something I'm not allowed to say on here.

    1. JackieChan

      JackieChan

      I'd take these any day of the week. http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=413276979

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  15. Thug

    New CS:GO knives are hideous... they look like something I'm not allowed to say on here.

    1. JackieChan

      JackieChan

      kancho!

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  16. Architect

    I am home!

  17. Thug

    Just saw the biggest roach ever in my bathroom. Thank God I'm moving next week.

    1. JackieChan

      JackieChan

      wuss

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  18. Mercman

    Yes Pluto is a planet!

    1. JackieChan

      JackieChan

      Carlos, little late on the joke, bud. I DID IT ALREADY.

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  19. Mercman

    Yes Pluto is a planet!

    1. JackieChan

      JackieChan

      How can a dog be a planet?

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  20. grammyclark

    Finally cracked the monthly top 50 on l4d2 :D

    1. JackieChan

      JackieChan

      Aaaaaand it's gone!

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  21. GreenHeart

    fried bananas by 2 dollars, gets your bag of fried & cocky bananas by only 2 bucks.

  22. Kuma

    Valve figured it out how to break our PC mouses (mice) : http://i.imgur.com/xQywLoy.png

  23. tainted92

    Shepard and I left at the same time. Conspiracy? I THINK NOT!

    1. JackieChan

      JackieChan

      Why don't you two get married already?

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  24. Fenix

    Just saw Game of Thrones S05E08....wow. **SPOILERS** I wonder if the reason Jon Snow's sword didn't break is because he's a Targaryen?

    1. JackieChan

      JackieChan

      Sorry to rain on your parade, but I'd say it'd be more to do with what his sword is made out of. Remember when he tried using a random sword he found to attack it and it shattered before he used Longclaw?

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  25. Peckles

    Few things can make you feel as insignificant as a urinal whose sensor triggers the flush while you're still peeing

    1. JackieChan

      JackieChan

      Next we'll have urinals that make comments about you while you're still taking a tinkle.

      "You need to drink more water."

      "What are you doing, emptying a bucket or something?"

      "Poop belongs in the toilets, not here."

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