lance April 19, 2004 Share lance Member April 19, 2004 Hey, it's Lance here. Sorry i been gone for quite a bit lately. I just been busy with classes, moving into the new apartment with my girl, and now we have another time-sucking interest. His name is Billy, and he's a bad little dude. Billy's Webpage He's our little guy and he's cool. The animal shelter we got him from used science to make him into a robot-controlled feline death machine with the geo-thermal nuclear tracking micro-chip in his right shoulder. I think it's for identifying him, as well as the usual eye-lazers and claw-torpedoe-missiles that most cats have. He still has the natural dislike of water, but he'll get over it. I hope i get more time to post more often Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble .gc April 19, 2004 Share Trouble .gc Member April 19, 2004 aw, hes a cute little kitty... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheepNutz April 19, 2004 Share SheepNutz Member April 19, 2004 This picture will haunt my dreams forever: http://www.geocities.com/lcplbrescoach/Billy5.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullet-401 April 19, 2004 Share bullet-401 Member April 19, 2004 rgr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gOOters April 19, 2004 Share gOOters Member April 19, 2004 cute little booger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lance April 19, 2004 Author Share lance Member April 19, 2004 And we found out this morning Big Bill likes to wake up about 4 hours before us, and he hates to be the only one awake. I'm gonna take him back to the vet and get him more kitty sedatives tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playaa April 19, 2004 Share Playaa Member April 19, 2004 wet cats look so tinkled off higha Lance...hope your enjoying the new place...and the cat...and the woman...and what was that evil game that you said drew you away? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lance April 19, 2004 Author Share lance Member April 19, 2004 Final Fantasy XI. I really like it there. Got a Linkshell goin on it too, kind'a like a clan only the people in it aren't as tightly bound as, say, VI or other CS clans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph April 19, 2004 Share Seph Member April 19, 2004 what server do you play on? I had a level 47 bard on ifrit... if my account's still active i'll give you all of my stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flux April 20, 2004 Share flux Member April 20, 2004 rofl sheep. nice pic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatty April 21, 2004 Share Fatty GC Founder April 21, 2004 That Billy5 pic is just so very wrong.... first, cats aren't supposed to get baths as often as its seems in the plans. second, and probably more importantly, cats are not supposed to bath with naked men, let alone one with tatoos and a sickening smile like that. i'm with sheep...i have just been scarred.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator April 21, 2004 Share Xterminator Member April 21, 2004 as long as Lance is clothed for fragfest we should be alright Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lance April 21, 2004 Author Share lance Member April 21, 2004 i was only topless. now when i sleep, that's a different story, and since ol' Bill likes to claw and bite at things that move under the covers...well, that's an entirely new adventure i hope i don't have to take. and the vet recommended a bath so that we didn't get sick from anything he might have caught at the shelter and brought home. vet also recommended a bath every month. so Fatty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatty April 21, 2004 Share Fatty GC Founder April 21, 2004 never heard of bathing a cat that much. did your vet go to school or is this out of your neighbor's garage? Here, found this..and THIS is reliable: HOW TO BATHE A CAT 1. Thoroughly clean your toilet. 2. Lift both lids and add shampoo. 3. Find and soothe the cat as you carry him to bathroom. 4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids and stand on top, so the cat cannot escape. 5. The cat will self-agitate and produce ample suds. (Ignore ruckus from inside toilet, the cat is enjoying this) 6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse, which is quite effective. 7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from toilet as and quickly lift both lids. 8. The clean cat will now rocket out of the toilet and to the outdoors, where he will air dry. Sincerely, The Dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lance April 21, 2004 Author Share lance Member April 21, 2004 (edited) heheheh. and no, our neighbor doesn't have a garage, he works out of the back of a van. we call it the "Mobile Pet Hospital". But our vet gave us a very gentle shampoo-like stuff, and he seems happier now than before the bath. his face isn't building up eye or nose crud either. Edited April 21, 2004 by lance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infideL April 21, 2004 Share infideL Member April 21, 2004 cute cat and what i hate is that i cant have one because im allergic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffe April 23, 2004 Share Jeffe Member April 23, 2004 I bet you everyone forgot about meh.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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