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I laughed at quite few of his post lately so I've been meaning to dig into the logs and pull the ones I got a kick out of. A few of them have good signature potential. These are all from different posts in different topics.

 

 

"I ran to the fridge to get a beer sunday, and didn't have enough energy to open it... Glad the wife was around."

 

"I just bought 4 new tires for the price of that video card. Is that going to help my FPS?? "

 

"I don't think shep gets it... But i'd drink sobe..."

 

"MAN! I knew i should have pattened that!! I thought of caffinated soap back in college!"

 

"In ralph wiggum voice: 'Go banana!'"

 

"I can hear it now, alright kids pop quiz!! The word of the day is witt, please use it in a sentence."

 

"The only thing lunk is good at, is growing old!"

 

"I know who it is..... Get back to work acid, you're gonna get fired!!!"

 

"Everyone feels young when lunk's around!!!"

 

"I don't care what you did!!!! The image is still burnt in the back of my eyes!!!!!"

 

"Don't we screen people before we let them in??

 

<goes back into old threads and deletes nasty things sad about vovik> "

 

 

"?!?Kru

 

Opps had my comp upside down!

 

urK?!?"

 

 

"Go back to "Go" do not collect an unban!!"

 

"I want to see a screen shot!!! I'm gonna delete a couple threads in wonderland so i can get to the 250,000th post!"

 

"Ate the cake!!! It wasn't all that bad, moist and yet a little crumbly."

 

"I was about to crap myself..."

 

"I thought i smelled something funny in the server yesterday..."

 

"Yikes, I'M IT!!!!

 

<runs around in circles, screaming!!!!>

<Slams into VOVIK>

 

VOVIK, YOU'RE IT!!!!"

 

"Leave it up to the old fart to ruin all the fun...."

 

"there's only three words you need to know when admining...

Slap, kick, and ban."

 

"Real men don't make enough money to fill up a truck..."

 

"Oh and BGB it's not a blankee, it's a bankee!! That's what my mommy calls it."

 

"Man yesterday gamerscoalition.com was blocked, i thought i was gonna have a heart attack. But today it's not!!! I don't get it but i dont care!"

 

"HEY! You stay in your own forum clueless!!!"

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LOL those are great. Someone needs to do one for Fatty, I found his posts funny alot

 

Here's some of mine that I thought were clever:

ME: "that's alot of cash for a struggling bachelor and a long distance for a lazy bum like me."

 

ME: It's Photoshop and everyone at Adobe that needs to die.

 

ME:Ya, my 100% kill rates vs. anon, norg, silent, prelude and doom aren't updated.

 

ME:From now on, your name is SloMo.

 

ME:And how come youhave two O's in Ontario? SloMo.

ANON:I also have an extra ari in there, sarisquatch

ME:Duhhh, me no see that.

 

ME:We should remake the topic. It's almost 5AM. Theres nothing the lead admins can do about it for a few more hours at least.

 

ME:This is MY forum at 4AM!! WHAT IS THIS!?!?

 

ME: Well, I gotta fit my massively powerful brain in, somehow!

 

KRUTEN:#72 Blah, unless Saris will take it.

ME:Kruten, I didn't realize you were such an idealist.

 

KRUTEN:Too bad! You're #72. Now AIM so we can get you set up for TWL.

ME:Darn. I knew I'd get swindled into this sooner or later.

KRU:Yep. I expect to see [GoCI]Saris - Anime Artist! around the servers then?

 

ME:You made me break my H key, Vovik. You're not my friend anymore.

 

ME:It should be "Broadband of Brothers....(very small text)and some Canadians...."

 

GAIDEN:I don't reconcile ever playing with you. So as far as I am concerned you are one cool dude, that is until i do play with you and then you own me.

ME:Gaiden hates me.

 

ME:My poor American bashing thread has turned to beer brawls . . .

 

ME:Btw, if anyone ever tries to beat my little dachshund, know that he'll maul you to death, and when your family tries to file a suit, he'll maul them to death too. When a SWAT team is brought in thinking it's some sort of Demon dog, he'll maul them to death too. Then the world will finally hail Gimpy as the Godly dog he is

 

ME:I needed a few links when someone had the gall to tell me that I wasn't a god.

 

ME:$100 a month to deal justice sounds fun to me.

 

ME:Phew, it's 6:00 AM. Maybe I'll go to bed.

 

ME:You forgot that I'm Canadian and I can take on the entire guild of crying infants by myself.

 

ME:Spam? What's spam?

ME:Oh yeah, spam . . . Hey, 95!!! ><

 

ME:Shame on everyone who has read this far. (including me)

 

ME:It's okay to be in denial, Anonymo.

 

ME:Cursed seals . . .LOL Kru. Come on, don't you just wanna BASH it!?

 

ME:Metric system > that American system, whatever it is

 

ME:"Stay back, everyone! It's Canadian!"

 

PAVID:*pwns everyone, including himself, on airdrop by getting banned for TKing*

 

zerodamage:There is now a nude patch(for World of Warcraft)

ME:Awesome, I'll load that up for my tauren!....Wait, I shouldn't post that! THERE'S NO DELETE BUTTON!

 

ME:Sometimes I have more fun watching Judge Shep justice rather than playing the game.

 

ME:Friend? Is that an Italian term or something?

 

ME:I just spent an hour looking for a good voice converting program to make me sound like a girl

ANON:My foot may be able to help you out with that....

 

Shazz:you people are making me feel old

ME:you ARE ol . . . Ah, I better not say it.

 

Shazz:"I GOT A KIT!! I GOT A KIT!!" (Gets blown away) (Saris grabs kit from Shazz's body and defuses bomb)

 

ANON:this is only to give me enough time to tell you how much I want to stick you with my knife

ME:I got you in cobble that one time instead

 

ME:I love being insignificant.

 

ME:At one point, i was tempted to make a 'Saris Appreciation' thread.

http://www.gamrs.co/forums/in...06entry269706

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I was playing on stock yesterday. Map was Aztec. I was ct sitting on the rail

beside the ramp watching double doors just in front of bombsite B.

Simkiller steps out with an AWP & does not see me. All I had was a

deagle but 7 shots was enough to pull Sim down. (luckily for me he

was looking the other way!) He drops the AWP!! I run for the DD to pick it

up. Magruter steps out & nails me right between the eyes! So I start to

type in a message, "that AWP looked so juicy I did'nt see Mag there!"

just as I hit enter I see Mag write, "I knew Way wanted that AWP!"

I just about died I laughed so hard!!

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ROFL!! I heard the deagle shots were pretty close to the doors, Normally it's pretty tough to follow sims b/c he kills everyone in his path. But i saw him die, looked up and wayfarer! I was like empty deagle, i know he's running for that awp... ...Popped out and and there you were running with knife out, thought to myself, this is just to good!!

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ROFL!!  I heard the deagle shots were pretty close to the doors, Normally it's pretty tough to follow sims b/c he kills everyone in his path.  But i saw him die, looked up and wayfarer!  I was like empty deagle, i know he's running for that awp... ...Popped out and and there you were running with knife out, thought to myself, this is just to good!!

 

Yeah as I was running for DD I was thinking to myself maybe

I should reload? Bah, who am I kidding? I was thinking FREE AWP! FREE AWP!

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