Brillow_Head November 23, 2005 Share Brillow_Head Member November 23, 2005 (edited) I laughed at quite few of his post lately so I've been meaning to dig into the logs and pull the ones I got a kick out of. A few of them have good signature potential. These are all from different posts in different topics. "I ran to the fridge to get a beer sunday, and didn't have enough energy to open it... Glad the wife was around." "I just bought 4 new tires for the price of that video card. Is that going to help my FPS?? " "I don't think shep gets it... But i'd drink sobe..." "MAN! I knew i should have pattened that!! I thought of caffinated soap back in college!" "In ralph wiggum voice: 'Go banana!'" "I can hear it now, alright kids pop quiz!! The word of the day is witt, please use it in a sentence." "The only thing lunk is good at, is growing old!" "I know who it is..... Get back to work acid, you're gonna get fired!!!" "Everyone feels young when lunk's around!!!" "I don't care what you did!!!! The image is still burnt in the back of my eyes!!!!!" "Don't we screen people before we let them in?? <goes back into old threads and deletes nasty things sad about vovik> " "?!?Kru Opps had my comp upside down! urK?!?" "Go back to "Go" do not collect an unban!!" "I want to see a screen shot!!! I'm gonna delete a couple threads in wonderland so i can get to the 250,000th post!" "Ate the cake!!! It wasn't all that bad, moist and yet a little crumbly." "I was about to crap myself..." "I thought i smelled something funny in the server yesterday..." "Yikes, I'M IT!!!! <runs around in circles, screaming!!!!> <Slams into VOVIK> VOVIK, YOU'RE IT!!!!" "Leave it up to the old fart to ruin all the fun...." "there's only three words you need to know when admining... Slap, kick, and ban." "Real men don't make enough money to fill up a truck..." "Oh and BGB it's not a blankee, it's a bankee!! That's what my mommy calls it." "Man yesterday gamerscoalition.com was blocked, i thought i was gonna have a heart attack. But today it's not!!! I don't get it but i dont care!" "HEY! You stay in your own forum clueless!!!" Edited November 23, 2005 by Brillow_Head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGeek November 23, 2005 Share TheGeek Member November 23, 2005 lol You actualy had time to look those up? <runs around in circles, screaming!!!!> <Slams into VOVIK> hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brillow_Head November 23, 2005 Author Share Brillow_Head Member November 23, 2005 quite easy actually, just pick the guy you want and search for his posts then pick the good ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGSHaW November 23, 2005 Share BIGSHaW Member November 23, 2005 ....got time on ur hands eh??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saris November 23, 2005 Share Saris Member November 23, 2005 (edited) LOL those are great. Someone needs to do one for Fatty, I found his posts funny alot Here's some of mine that I thought were clever: ME: "that's alot of cash for a struggling bachelor and a long distance for a lazy bum like me." ME: It's Photoshop and everyone at Adobe that needs to die. ME:Ya, my 100% kill rates vs. anon, norg, silent, prelude and doom aren't updated. ME:From now on, your name is SloMo. ME:And how come youhave two O's in Ontario? SloMo. ANON:I also have an extra ari in there, sarisquatch ME:Duhhh, me no see that. ME:We should remake the topic. It's almost 5AM. Theres nothing the lead admins can do about it for a few more hours at least. ME:This is MY forum at 4AM!! WHAT IS THIS!?!? ME: Well, I gotta fit my massively powerful brain in, somehow! KRUTEN:#72 Blah, unless Saris will take it. ME:Kruten, I didn't realize you were such an idealist. KRUTEN:Too bad! You're #72. Now AIM so we can get you set up for TWL. ME:Darn. I knew I'd get swindled into this sooner or later. KRU:Yep. I expect to see [GoCI]Saris - Anime Artist! around the servers then? ME:You made me break my H key, Vovik. You're not my friend anymore. ME:It should be "Broadband of Brothers....(very small text)and some Canadians...." GAIDEN:I don't reconcile ever playing with you. So as far as I am concerned you are one cool dude, that is until i do play with you and then you own me. ME:Gaiden hates me. ME:My poor American bashing thread has turned to beer brawls . . . ME:Btw, if anyone ever tries to beat my little dachshund, know that he'll maul you to death, and when your family tries to file a suit, he'll maul them to death too. When a SWAT team is brought in thinking it's some sort of Demon dog, he'll maul them to death too. Then the world will finally hail Gimpy as the Godly dog he is ME:I needed a few links when someone had the gall to tell me that I wasn't a god. ME:$100 a month to deal justice sounds fun to me. ME:Phew, it's 6:00 AM. Maybe I'll go to bed. ME:You forgot that I'm Canadian and I can take on the entire guild of crying infants by myself. ME:Spam? What's spam? ME:Oh yeah, spam . . . Hey, 95!!! >< ME:Shame on everyone who has read this far. (including me) ME:It's okay to be in denial, Anonymo. ME:Cursed seals . . .LOL Kru. Come on, don't you just wanna BASH it!? ME:Metric system > that American system, whatever it is ME:"Stay back, everyone! It's Canadian!" PAVID:*pwns everyone, including himself, on airdrop by getting banned for TKing* zerodamage:There is now a nude patch(for World of Warcraft) ME:Awesome, I'll load that up for my tauren!....Wait, I shouldn't post that! THERE'S NO DELETE BUTTON! ME:Sometimes I have more fun watching Judge Shep justice rather than playing the game. ME:Friend? Is that an Italian term or something? ME:I just spent an hour looking for a good voice converting program to make me sound like a girl ANON:My foot may be able to help you out with that.... Shazz:you people are making me feel old ME:you ARE ol . . . Ah, I better not say it. Shazz:"I GOT A KIT!! I GOT A KIT!!" (Gets blown away) (Saris grabs kit from Shazz's body and defuses bomb) ANON:this is only to give me enough time to tell you how much I want to stick you with my knife ME:I got you in cobble that one time instead ME:I love being insignificant. ME:At one point, i was tempted to make a 'Saris Appreciation' thread. http://www.gamrs.co/forums/in...06entry269706 Edited November 23, 2005 by Saris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magruter November 23, 2005 Share Magruter Member November 23, 2005 ROFL!!! Thanks Brill.. Nice read with the morning cup Joe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDuke November 23, 2005 Share MrDuke Member November 23, 2005 <copies and pastes for his blog> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magruter November 23, 2005 Share Magruter Member November 23, 2005 I'm always afraid when you post after me!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDuke November 23, 2005 Share MrDuke Member November 23, 2005 Nothing to be afraid of. Now once my house arrest ankle braclet comes off... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playaa November 23, 2005 Share Playaa Member November 23, 2005 for reference sake: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magruter November 23, 2005 Share Magruter Member November 23, 2005 NOT FUNNY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ephemeral November 23, 2005 Share ephemeral Member November 23, 2005 lol, you guys have way too much time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All Kill3r November 23, 2005 Share All Kill3r Member November 23, 2005 haha, i think i made that stupid pic a long time ago. mebbe ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playaa November 23, 2005 Share Playaa Member November 23, 2005 I have no clue who made it...I just found it on my pc yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGSHaW November 24, 2005 Share BIGSHaW Member November 24, 2005 (edited) Of course, u took it at FragFest 03 remember??? I was there when it happened and thus u got urself a witness sir, although I think that picture makes him look taller for some reason Edited November 24, 2005 by BIGSHaW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FroBoZZ November 24, 2005 Share FroBoZZ Member November 24, 2005 hehe, i love the quotes. "The only thing lunk is good at, is growing old!" Poor lunk, everybody picks on him. Didnt your guys' mommies teach you to respect your elders? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayfarer November 30, 2005 Share wayfarer Member November 30, 2005 I was playing on stock yesterday. Map was Aztec. I was ct sitting on the rail beside the ramp watching double doors just in front of bombsite B. Simkiller steps out with an AWP & does not see me. All I had was a deagle but 7 shots was enough to pull Sim down. (luckily for me he was looking the other way!) He drops the AWP!! I run for the DD to pick it up. Magruter steps out & nails me right between the eyes! So I start to type in a message, "that AWP looked so juicy I did'nt see Mag there!" just as I hit enter I see Mag write, "I knew Way wanted that AWP!" I just about died I laughed so hard!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magruter November 30, 2005 Share Magruter Member November 30, 2005 ROFL!! I heard the deagle shots were pretty close to the doors, Normally it's pretty tough to follow sims b/c he kills everyone in his path. But i saw him die, looked up and wayfarer! I was like empty deagle, i know he's running for that awp... ...Popped out and and there you were running with knife out, thought to myself, this is just to good!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayfarer November 30, 2005 Share wayfarer Member November 30, 2005 ROFL!! I heard the deagle shots were pretty close to the doors, Normally it's pretty tough to follow sims b/c he kills everyone in his path. But i saw him die, looked up and wayfarer! I was like empty deagle, i know he's running for that awp... ...Popped out and and there you were running with knife out, thought to myself, this is just to good!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah as I was running for DD I was thinking to myself maybe I should reload? Bah, who am I kidding? I was thinking FREE AWP! FREE AWP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ich bin ein berliner November 30, 2005 Share ich bin ein berliner Member November 30, 2005 my favorite of mag was when he was in stock a few months ago. he mowed about 5 people down from one spot in the map when the other team was rushing. he then proceeded to say "GET SOME! GET SOME!" sadly, i was the only one who lauged and understood the movie reference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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