s|im smi|ey May 19, 2006 Share s|im smi|ey Member May 19, 2006 Yo mamma so fat, That when she wears yellow.... Kids come running up to her askin for a ride to school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackieChan May 19, 2006 Share JackieChan GC Alumni May 19, 2006 (edited) As long as these don't offend anyone... Your house is so small, when I walk through the front door, I'm in the backyard. Edited May 19, 2006 by JackieChan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3vil May 19, 2006 Share 3vil Member May 19, 2006 yo momma so ugly,she has to tie a porkchop around her neck just so the dog would play with her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leveller May 19, 2006 Share Leveller Member May 19, 2006 Yo mamma's so fat, they made running around her a new Olympic event. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackieChan May 20, 2006 Share JackieChan GC Alumni May 20, 2006 (edited) Yo mammas so smelly that dogs won't even sniff her. Yo mammas house is so dirty that I have to wipe my feet to go outside. Yo mammas so greasy she got a job at the movie theater - buttering popcorn with her leg hair. Yo mammas so poor she hangs the Toilet paper out to dry. Ahhh.... man I made myself shiver at the third and fourth one... haha Edited May 20, 2006 by Shazzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3vil May 20, 2006 Share 3vil Member May 20, 2006 yo momma so fat,her butt and belly has two different zip codes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoMamma May 20, 2006 Share YoMamma Member May 20, 2006 This topic made me cry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3vil May 20, 2006 Share 3vil Member May 20, 2006 This topic made me cry why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shazz May 20, 2006 Share Shazz Member May 20, 2006 Had to remove one of those jokes Jackie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackieChan May 20, 2006 Share JackieChan GC Alumni May 20, 2006 (edited) This topic made me cry Had to remove one of those jokes Jackie.Sorry. I guess some of us are gonna eventually run into that question: "Is this yomamma joke appropriate?".I'll be on the look out in the future (hopefully). Edited May 20, 2006 by JackieChan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoMamma May 26, 2006 Share YoMamma Member May 26, 2006 This topic made me cry Had to remove one of those jokes Jackie.Sorry. I guess some of us are gonna eventually run into that question: "Is this yomamma joke appropriate?".I'll be on the look out in the future (hopefully). Honestly I was joking. I wonder what joke was removed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackieChan May 26, 2006 Share JackieChan GC Alumni May 26, 2006 (edited) the bowling ball one. anyhoo, I wanna hear more. Edited May 26, 2006 by JackieChan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unclean May 26, 2006 Share Unclean Member May 26, 2006 Had to remove one of those jokes Jackie. pwnt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3vil May 26, 2006 Share 3vil Member May 26, 2006 yo momma so ugly,she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Soapdish May 26, 2006 Share Nick Soapdish Member May 26, 2006 you're mommas so fat I couldn't even laugh when I saw her fall, but the ground couldn't stop from crackin up! yuck yuck yuck! This one will prob get removed: you're momma's so old that when she worked minimum wage it was slavery! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackieChan May 27, 2006 Share JackieChan GC Alumni May 27, 2006 (edited) Had to remove one of those jokes Jackie. pwnt. leave me alone, meanie. Edited May 27, 2006 by JackieChan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3vil May 27, 2006 Share 3vil Member May 27, 2006 yo momma soo old,when she farts,she farts dust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackieChan May 30, 2006 Share JackieChan GC Alumni May 30, 2006 Yo mamma's so smelly she made Right Guard turn left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymo June 26, 2006 Share anonymo Member June 26, 2006 Yo mamma's so fat she fell in love and broke it Yo mamma's so fat she can vote in 4 states Yo mamma's so stupid she puts on a bathing suit to surf the net Yo mamma's so stupid when you say "Penny for a thought" she makes change! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.cLaShiZ June 30, 2006 Share Dr.cLaShiZ Member June 30, 2006 Yo momma's so fat, last time she saw 90210 was on the scale Anyways, I have nothing else bad to say about your mothers... They are very lovely ladies and I love them all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tristan June 30, 2006 Share Tristan Member June 30, 2006 Yo momma's so ugly.. "How ugly is she?" Yo momma's so ugly. That when she entered an ugly contest, the judges said "Sorry, no professionals." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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