Chimmpp September 20, 2006 Share Chimmpp Member September 20, 2006 A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmerisme September 20, 2006 Share farmerisme Member September 20, 2006 HA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator September 20, 2006 Share Xterminator Member September 20, 2006 HAH funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max67 September 22, 2006 Share Max67 Member September 22, 2006 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discom September 22, 2006 Share discom Member September 22, 2006 hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3vil September 22, 2006 Share 3vil Member September 22, 2006 ouch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOrnE September 22, 2006 Share GOrnE Member September 22, 2006 Maybe the operator should've tried a different approach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackieChan September 22, 2006 Share JackieChan GC Alumni September 22, 2006 heh, heard it before still funny though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J. Dunlavy September 22, 2006 Share J. Dunlavy Member September 22, 2006 I don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimmpp September 23, 2006 Author Share Chimmpp Member September 23, 2006 I don't get it. Con...grats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max67 September 23, 2006 Share Max67 Member September 23, 2006 I don't get it. Con...grats What he said... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discom September 29, 2006 Share discom Member September 29, 2006 Dunlavy's sense of humor is quite sophisticated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGeek October 18, 2006 Share TheGeek Member October 18, 2006 uhhhh okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tristan October 19, 2006 Share Tristan Member October 19, 2006 Is this a true story..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ephemeral November 22, 2006 Share ephemeral Member November 22, 2006 o_O ... wow. lol but very funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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