TheGeek February 1, 2007 Share TheGeek Member February 1, 2007 First of all I kinda like the twitch analogy I just did. Second of all, I got so close to punching a baby today. When you wake me up rudely by screaming or expecting from me right away you can expect a rage from me. The baby..... screamed..... for thirty....... eight...... minutes........ So goes my nap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaftiel February 1, 2007 Share shaftiel Member February 1, 2007 First of all I kinda like the twitch analogy I just did. Second of all, I got so close to punching a baby today. When you wake me up rudely by screaming or expecting from me right away you can expect a rage from me. The baby..... screamed..... for thirty....... eight...... minutes........ So goes my nap 38 minutes? Is that all? Well my friend, you have just scratched the surface! Babys have tremendous stamina, and can scream for much, much longer than that heh Have fun, mine are all out of that stage, and are finding new and terrifying ways to torture and abuse me. See what you have to look forward too? Shaftiel Father to a 10 1/2, 3 1/2, and 2 year old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discom February 1, 2007 Share discom Member February 1, 2007 http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/stockmarket/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akaM2 February 1, 2007 Share akaM2 Member February 1, 2007 you are seriously screwed up in the head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stutters February 1, 2007 Share stutters GC Alumni February 1, 2007 yeah dude. you don't punch the baby, you punch the parents for bringing the baby into public places. or, if you've seen the family guy where brian handles the baby... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUkERgajIk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Chip Douglas February 1, 2007 Share Lord Chip Douglas Member February 1, 2007 Found this on the site that Disco posted: http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Shawshankey/ Warning: Language and Laughter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGeek February 1, 2007 Author Share TheGeek Member February 1, 2007 Of course I would never punch a baby. But I was tinkled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZesteR March 7, 2007 Share ZesteR Member March 7, 2007 I'd like to bring this back... dont ever have kids... they start out as babies... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discom March 7, 2007 Share discom Member March 7, 2007 I'd like to bring this back... dont ever have kids... they start out as babies... Just have a baby like me. I didn't cry at all when I was born and the doctor told my parents I was dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaftiel March 7, 2007 Share shaftiel Member March 7, 2007 I'd like to bring this back... dont ever have kids... they start out as babies... Just have a baby like me. I didn't cry at all when I was born and the doctor told my parents I was dead So your saying that you have the personality of a corpse? heh Shaftiel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Soapdish March 7, 2007 Share Nick Soapdish Member March 7, 2007 yeah ive punched babies so what don't judge me waddayawannafightaboutit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator March 8, 2007 Share Xterminator Member March 8, 2007 The Geek it's all cool, what goes around comes around. When you grow old and your kids take care of you, just start screaming at them for 38 minutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGeek March 29, 2007 Author Share TheGeek Member March 29, 2007 The reason I was so furious is because the baby did a blood curling scream, not just a normal whine you hear from other babies in public... like a scream I would imagine hearing if the baby got seriously hurt. And the reason she (my niece) was crying? Because she had an upset stomach BECAUSE she was crying! And discom, I was the doctor that told your parents you were dead. I failed in my attempt to steal you the first time, I wont fail again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allanon April 3, 2007 Share Allanon Member April 3, 2007 If I ever have children they're gonna be mutant super human and will be able to take over the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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