Magruter February 6, 2007 Share Magruter Member February 6, 2007 Fart Football An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football." A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says "Touchdown, tie score." After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7." Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score." Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally craps in the bed. The wife says, "What the heck was that?" The old man says, "Half time, switch sides." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaftiel February 6, 2007 Share shaftiel Member February 6, 2007 Wow. What an inspiring story. Thanks Mag Shaftiel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDuke February 6, 2007 Share MrDuke Member February 6, 2007 I can't believe I wasted 10 seconds of my life for that... If I had a groaner smiley, it'd be here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymo February 6, 2007 Share anonymo Member February 6, 2007 I think mags has finally succumbed to one of his fish and it is now posting for him...I told you things would get better duke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EbilDustBunny February 6, 2007 Share EbilDustBunny GC Alumni February 6, 2007 lets keep that game in the joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
appalachian_fox February 6, 2007 Share appalachian_fox Member February 6, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thief_Lord February 6, 2007 Share Thief_Lord Member February 6, 2007 This is a story from personal expirence, huh Mag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymo February 7, 2007 Share anonymo Member February 7, 2007 lets keep that game in the joke. Scared of a little competition at FF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duma February 7, 2007 Share duma Member February 7, 2007 I thought it was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assassinator February 7, 2007 Share Assassinator Member February 7, 2007 I thought it was funny. Yeah, I did too. Good find Mag! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGeek February 7, 2007 Share TheGeek Member February 7, 2007 Yeah its funny. Unless the two old people live in a nursing home and somebody has to clean it up O_o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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