Which Player Describes You?

[JackieChan]

I got this off the Steam forums, so this isn't my list.

 

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Shotgun Sally:

- Convinced the shotgun(s) is the be all end all

- Uses the Shotgun at long range

- Thinks peeling zombies off you with the shotgun is a good idea

- Likes to stand in the back

 

Petey Pyro:

- Doesn't know what a pipebomb is

- Shoots every gas tank / explosive as soon as it's in sight

- Thinks Molotovs are useful when someone is "boomed on"

- Thinks throwing a Molotov on downed survivor with zombies swarming him is the ONLY way to save him

 

 

Ricky Rambo:

- Runs ahead of the pack no doubt trying to race to Zombie Genocide

- Complains when he gets jumped by a Zombie Special

- Usually also a Shotgun Sally

- Upon death proceeds to abuse team about how noob they are for not keeping up

- (Always rushes the people in the lobby, even if there is only you and him

 

 

Health Pack Harry:

- Never shares pills and/or health packs

- Heals himself from yellow health whilst you stand there with red health

- Sometimes a Ricky Rambo

 

 

Wally Witch *****:

- Must disturb the witch

- MUST

- Does not know the essence of stealth

- Will never get "Do Not Disturb"

 

 

Car Alarm Carl:

- Shoots the car alarm... everytime

- Will run back from the safe room, just to shoot the car on the apartments map

- Almost always a Wally Witch Bâ™Â¥Tâ™Â¥H: as well

 

 

Stu Spammy Spam:

- Doesn't know you can turn off the mic once it's been turned on in the lobby

- Plays music in game

- Doesn't hear your pleas to turn off the mic over his own mic spam

- Generally a young male who has not hit puberty yet

- Offenses increase in direct relation to their alcohol consumption

 

 

Norman No-Melee:

- Prefers to shoot the Smoker / Hunter that's got you pinned, even tho he's standing right next to you

- When told meleeing is faster, will argue to the death you're wrong

- Almost always in the "dedicated to" category

- Jumps out in the open after being "boomed over" versus finding a corner

- Requires the most healing indirectly making him a Health Pack Harry

- Almost always a Shotgun Sally

 

 

Schoolmaster Steve:

- Bosses his fellow gamers around in-game because he perceives everyone else as a stupid pupil (i.e., newb) who isn't taking the game seriously

- When not playing the game, he is writing long forum postings on how other players are stupid and/or publishes various "Survival Guides for Newbs"

- Like a boss zombie, generally ruins the game for everyone else

 

 

Pistol Pump Petey:

- Always uses a pump shotgun and never an autoshottie

- OR Always uses pistols because he "looks cool"

- Has trouble understanding why tanks, witchs, all special infected keep killing him.

 

 

Take my Sweet *** Time Terry:

- Must explore every room

- Has always walk turned on because

- Can't understand why everyone is in such a rush

- Usually Hunter / Smoker bait

- Ricky Rambo's sworn enemy

 

 

Dancing Dan:

- Does not know the meaning of tactical camping

- Is constantly moving

- Usually in front of your line of fire

 

Competitive Craig:

- MUST kill the most infected

- Gets angry when he/she isnt first on the stat lists

- Weakens the AI characters so he/she can do better than them

- NEVER is greatful when someone saves them

- Always is cocky when they save someone

- Generally isnt saved when attacked by hunters, then left in every

subsequent closet

 

 

No-Knees Nobu:

- Cannot grasp the idea of crouching

- Has difficulty climbing the ladders

- Will never travel to an area that involves climbing or jumping (such as

the high roof in the no mercy finale)

- Always ruins the 'safety first' runs

 

 

Sam the Sneaky Sniper:

- Always picks the Hunting Rifle

- Failing that, uses Pistols

- Insists on everyone waiting while he picks of every Infected in the area

from afar

- Had Jump Shot and Brain Salad as his very first achievements

- Will always take his time and aim for a headshot

- Even when his target is just two metres away

- Especially when it is a tank

- Gets into strange/useless positions just to have as much distance as

possible between him and incoming hordes

- Quite often also a Norman No-Melee and/or Competetive Craig

 

 

Boom Box Jacob:

- Always claims to be the best Boomer

- Says that Smokers and Hunters got to attack first

- Thinks he "owned" everyone, even if he vomitted on one person only

- Keeps waiting at the wrong spots

- Keeps killing himself when he is not a Boomer

 

 

Sergeant Green Bars:

- Claims to have the best internet connection

- Never has any lag, according to his greenbars

- Does not know the net_graph command

- Keeps being annoyed if people try to go back to the lobby, to find another server

 

 

Nigel Rage:

- Has the command "quit" binded to at least three keys on the keyboard

- Quits after he has lost one round as survivor

- Enjoys playing infected rather then survivor

- His number one rule, if you die as a survivor, you failed, you need to QUIT

 

 

Infected Jack Red:

- Only plays infected

- Always starts of playing infected

- When it's time to changes sides, its time for him to change server

- Even though he plays infected so much, he still sucks

- Is usually a Boom Box Jack aswell

 

 

Will Wannabe Bill:

- Hates everything about left4dead

- Keeps playing to find more things to hate

- Keeps posting on the forums about how much the game fails

- The only thing he likes about l4d, is Bill, because he hates everything too

- But eventually he will hate Bill too

 

 

Silent Bob:

- Has no microphone

- When hes getting choked out or pounced he fails to tell his teams hes

being hit (usually happens when everyones been boomed)

- Never communicates at all

 

 

Oblivious Oscar:

- Continues pouring lead into any zombies within a 10 mile radius despite

the fact that other players are incapacitated

- Walks right by any incapacitated players

- What health kit? I forgot I had one (you can also insert guns, ammo,

bombs, or basically anything remotely helpful)

- Is liable to let you die to a smoker/hunter despite the fact you have 100% health

- More than likely is stoned/drunk off their gourd and is suffering from

severely reduced reaction time

- Probably watching porn in the background while playing

- Mic is on so you can enjoy too!

 

 

Gas Can Gary:

- Has to pick up every gas can, propane tank, and oxygen tank he sees.

- Has an order to which he prefers and will always drop (and possibly then shoot it) "lesser" containers to pick up a "better" one.

- Will carry a container until he finds a better one or finds a "good use" for it, even if the group is overrun and needs more than a melee attack

- Will try to carefully place the container for "optimal coverage" no matter what the situation

 

 

and last but certainly not the least

 

The n00b:

- Three or more of the above

 

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I think it's safe to say I'm a Ricky Rambo. Pretty much everyone who plays with me would agree with this

Edited November 28, 2008 by JackieChan

[VooDooPC]

Ricky Rambo: Closes doors when the rest of his teammates are right behind him running away from a horde.

 

I think I am most like "Take my Sweet *** Time Terry", you never know where they will hide some pills! Besides, the zombies on the other side of the map will still be there when we get there.

 

I don't have always walk turned on though.

[shaftiel]

I didn't see mine,

 

Gary Guard Guy

- Is always watching your back

- Will ALWAYS rush to help you if a hoard or special has you pinned

- Will try and protect those who have been boomered

- Keeps track of team mates and warns those who stray to far

- Reminds everyone to heal and ammo up before they leave the safe room

- Sworn enemy of Ricky Rambo, Wally Witch B*tch, and Car Alarm Carl.

 

 

For some reason that wasn't on your list.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Shaftiel

[JackieChan]

Ricky Rambo: Closes doors when the rest of his teammates are right behind him running away from a horde.

 

I think I am most like "Take my Sweet *** Time Terry", you never know where they will hide some pills! Besides, the zombies on the other side of the map will still be there when we get there.

 

I don't have always walk turned on though.

LOL.

 

I usually like to think it was the wind that slammed the door in your face due to my blazingly fast speed.

[TheFirstMonk]

I think I'm more of a Dancing Dan by accident, but I do have some traits of Norman No Melee, like the fact that I shoot Hunters off of pinned Survivors most of the time. I also ended up in the "Dedicated To" category and needed some extra healing by teammates when I played with Shaft and Peeku today. In my defense, I had never played any maps other than the ones in the demo until now...and I didn't know we were playing on Expert until someone mentioned it.

[JackieChan]

I didn't see mine,

 

Gary Guard Guy

- Is always watching your back

- Will ALWAYS rush to help you if a hoard or special has you pinned

- Will try and protect those who have been boomered

- Keeps track of team mates and warns those who stray to far

- Reminds everyone to heal and ammo up before they leave the safe room

- Sworn enemy of Ricky Rambo, Wally Witch B*tch, and Car Alarm Carl.

 

 

For some reason that wasn't on your list.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Shaftiel

Haha, Shaft, you're always screaming when a Smoker snags you and I come to your rescue.

[Thief_Lord]

I can tend to be a Dancing Dan every now and then, but that is about all I would say.

[Warpig]

Ricky Rambo(they never keep up, stupid noobs! lol) and I think Wally Witch B♥T♥H, I still cant figure out how to shoot her 1 time to kill her ....once I get that no more Wally Witch B♥T♥H

[JackieChan]

List is bigger now.

[VooDooPC]

- The only thing he likes about l4d, is Bill, because he hates everything too

 

Francis is the guy that hates everything.

[TheFirstMonk]

I guess I'm a Silent Bob from the updated list; I do have a mic, I just don't really use it a lot (not even in Counterstrike).

 

That's 3 personalities covered...guess I'm a noob for now until I learn to shake those bad traits.

[Warpig]

I guess I'm a Silent Bob from the updated list; I do have a mic, I just don't really use it a lot (not even in Counterstrike).

 

That's 3 personalities covered...guess I'm a noob for now until I learn to shake those bad traits.

 

I do the same thing mostly b/c I had a crappy desk mic, and nobody could hear me. But now I have a new headset with a good mic, and I still forget to use it

[eXile]

take my sweet *** time terry. - the walk thing lol

[Thief_Lord]

Ok, I now see one I completely am...... Gas Can Gary.

 

I LOVE the normal red gas canisters, and even propane tanks......

 

dont really care for oxygen tanks though

[anonymo]

<----Oblivious Oscar

 

Ok with some Norman-No-Melee mixed in for good measure.

 

 

[Unclean]

I'm a few of them...

Wally Witch ***** - sometimes you HAVE to disturb the witch, like if she's in front of an objective. I think the first achievement I unlocked was "Witch hunter", followed by "brain salad".

 

Take my Sweet *** Time Terry - there's no rush in singleplayer.

 

Dancing Dan - tactical camping? Riiight - you'd be dead in half a second as a "tactical camper" in UT, that's too ingrained in me now.