JackieChan November 26, 2008 Share JackieChan GC Alumni November 26, 2008 (edited) I got this off the Steam forums, so this isn't my list. ----- Shotgun Sally: - Convinced the shotgun(s) is the be all end all - Uses the Shotgun at long range - Thinks peeling zombies off you with the shotgun is a good idea - Likes to stand in the back Petey Pyro: - Doesn't know what a pipebomb is - Shoots every gas tank / explosive as soon as it's in sight - Thinks Molotovs are useful when someone is "boomed on" - Thinks throwing a Molotov on downed survivor with zombies swarming him is the ONLY way to save him Ricky Rambo: - Runs ahead of the pack no doubt trying to race to Zombie Genocide - Complains when he gets jumped by a Zombie Special - Usually also a Shotgun Sally - Upon death proceeds to abuse team about how noob they are for not keeping up - (Always rushes the people in the lobby, even if there is only you and him Health Pack Harry: - Never shares pills and/or health packs - Heals himself from yellow health whilst you stand there with red health - Sometimes a Ricky Rambo Wally Witch *****: - Must disturb the witch - MUST - Does not know the essence of stealth - Will never get "Do Not Disturb" Car Alarm Carl: - Shoots the car alarm... everytime - Will run back from the safe room, just to shoot the car on the apartments map - Almost always a Wally Witch Bâ™Â¥Tâ™Â¥H: as well Stu Spammy Spam: - Doesn't know you can turn off the mic once it's been turned on in the lobby - Plays music in game - Doesn't hear your pleas to turn off the mic over his own mic spam - Generally a young male who has not hit puberty yet - Offenses increase in direct relation to their alcohol consumption Norman No-Melee: - Prefers to shoot the Smoker / Hunter that's got you pinned, even tho he's standing right next to you - When told meleeing is faster, will argue to the death you're wrong - Almost always in the "dedicated to" category - Jumps out in the open after being "boomed over" versus finding a corner - Requires the most healing indirectly making him a Health Pack Harry - Almost always a Shotgun Sally Schoolmaster Steve: - Bosses his fellow gamers around in-game because he perceives everyone else as a stupid pupil (i.e., newb) who isn't taking the game seriously - When not playing the game, he is writing long forum postings on how other players are stupid and/or publishes various "Survival Guides for Newbs" - Like a boss zombie, generally ruins the game for everyone else Pistol Pump Petey: - Always uses a pump shotgun and never an autoshottie - OR Always uses pistols because he "looks cool" - Has trouble understanding why tanks, witchs, all special infected keep killing him. Take my Sweet *** Time Terry: - Must explore every room - Has always walk turned on because - Can't understand why everyone is in such a rush - Usually Hunter / Smoker bait - Ricky Rambo's sworn enemy Dancing Dan: - Does not know the meaning of tactical camping - Is constantly moving - Usually in front of your line of fire Competitive Craig: - MUST kill the most infected - Gets angry when he/she isnt first on the stat lists - Weakens the AI characters so he/she can do better than them - NEVER is greatful when someone saves them - Always is cocky when they save someone - Generally isnt saved when attacked by hunters, then left in every subsequent closet No-Knees Nobu: - Cannot grasp the idea of crouching - Has difficulty climbing the ladders - Will never travel to an area that involves climbing or jumping (such as the high roof in the no mercy finale) - Always ruins the 'safety first' runs Sam the Sneaky Sniper: - Always picks the Hunting Rifle - Failing that, uses Pistols - Insists on everyone waiting while he picks of every Infected in the area from afar - Had Jump Shot and Brain Salad as his very first achievements - Will always take his time and aim for a headshot - Even when his target is just two metres away - Especially when it is a tank - Gets into strange/useless positions just to have as much distance as possible between him and incoming hordes - Quite often also a Norman No-Melee and/or Competetive Craig Boom Box Jacob: - Always claims to be the best Boomer - Says that Smokers and Hunters got to attack first - Thinks he "owned" everyone, even if he vomitted on one person only - Keeps waiting at the wrong spots - Keeps killing himself when he is not a Boomer Sergeant Green Bars: - Claims to have the best internet connection - Never has any lag, according to his greenbars - Does not know the net_graph command - Keeps being annoyed if people try to go back to the lobby, to find another server Nigel Rage: - Has the command "quit" binded to at least three keys on the keyboard - Quits after he has lost one round as survivor - Enjoys playing infected rather then survivor - His number one rule, if you die as a survivor, you failed, you need to QUIT Infected Jack Red: - Only plays infected - Always starts of playing infected - When it's time to changes sides, its time for him to change server - Even though he plays infected so much, he still sucks - Is usually a Boom Box Jack aswell Will Wannabe Bill: - Hates everything about left4dead - Keeps playing to find more things to hate - Keeps posting on the forums about how much the game fails - The only thing he likes about l4d, is Bill, because he hates everything too - But eventually he will hate Bill too Silent Bob: - Has no microphone - When hes getting choked out or pounced he fails to tell his teams hes being hit (usually happens when everyones been boomed) - Never communicates at all Oblivious Oscar: - Continues pouring lead into any zombies within a 10 mile radius despite the fact that other players are incapacitated - Walks right by any incapacitated players - What health kit? I forgot I had one (you can also insert guns, ammo, bombs, or basically anything remotely helpful) - Is liable to let you die to a smoker/hunter despite the fact you have 100% health - More than likely is stoned/drunk off their gourd and is suffering from severely reduced reaction time - Probably watching porn in the background while playing - Mic is on so you can enjoy too! Gas Can Gary: - Has to pick up every gas can, propane tank, and oxygen tank he sees. - Has an order to which he prefers and will always drop (and possibly then shoot it) "lesser" containers to pick up a "better" one. - Will carry a container until he finds a better one or finds a "good use" for it, even if the group is overrun and needs more than a melee attack - Will try to carefully place the container for "optimal coverage" no matter what the situation and last but certainly not the least The n00b: - Three or more of the above ----- I think it's safe to say I'm a Ricky Rambo. Pretty much everyone who plays with me would agree with this Edited November 28, 2008 by JackieChan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VooDooPC November 26, 2008 Share VooDooPC Member November 26, 2008 Ricky Rambo: Closes doors when the rest of his teammates are right behind him running away from a horde. I think I am most like "Take my Sweet *** Time Terry", you never know where they will hide some pills! Besides, the zombies on the other side of the map will still be there when we get there. I don't have always walk turned on though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaftiel November 26, 2008 Share shaftiel Member November 26, 2008 I didn't see mine, Gary Guard Guy - Is always watching your back - Will ALWAYS rush to help you if a hoard or special has you pinned - Will try and protect those who have been boomered - Keeps track of team mates and warns those who stray to far - Reminds everyone to heal and ammo up before they leave the safe room - Sworn enemy of Ricky Rambo, Wally Witch B*tch, and Car Alarm Carl. For some reason that wasn't on your list. Shaftiel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackieChan November 26, 2008 Author Share JackieChan GC Alumni November 26, 2008 Ricky Rambo: Closes doors when the rest of his teammates are right behind him running away from a horde. I think I am most like "Take my Sweet *** Time Terry", you never know where they will hide some pills! Besides, the zombies on the other side of the map will still be there when we get there. I don't have always walk turned on though. LOL. I usually like to think it was the wind that slammed the door in your face due to my blazingly fast speed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFirstMonk November 26, 2008 Share TheFirstMonk Member November 26, 2008 I think I'm more of a Dancing Dan by accident, but I do have some traits of Norman No Melee, like the fact that I shoot Hunters off of pinned Survivors most of the time. I also ended up in the "Dedicated To" category and needed some extra healing by teammates when I played with Shaft and Peeku today. In my defense, I had never played any maps other than the ones in the demo until now...and I didn't know we were playing on Expert until someone mentioned it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackieChan November 26, 2008 Author Share JackieChan GC Alumni November 26, 2008 I didn't see mine, Gary Guard Guy - Is always watching your back - Will ALWAYS rush to help you if a hoard or special has you pinned - Will try and protect those who have been boomered - Keeps track of team mates and warns those who stray to far - Reminds everyone to heal and ammo up before they leave the safe room - Sworn enemy of Ricky Rambo, Wally Witch B*tch, and Car Alarm Carl. For some reason that wasn't on your list. Shaftiel Haha, Shaft, you're always screaming when a Smoker snags you and I come to your rescue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thief_Lord November 26, 2008 Share Thief_Lord Member November 26, 2008 I can tend to be a Dancing Dan every now and then, but that is about all I would say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warpig November 28, 2008 Share Warpig Member November 28, 2008 Ricky Rambo(they never keep up, stupid noobs! lol) and I think Wally Witch B♥T♥H, I still cant figure out how to shoot her 1 time to kill her ....once I get that no more Wally Witch B♥T♥H Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackieChan November 28, 2008 Author Share JackieChan GC Alumni November 28, 2008 List is bigger now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VooDooPC November 28, 2008 Share VooDooPC Member November 28, 2008 - The only thing he likes about l4d, is Bill, because he hates everything too Francis is the guy that hates everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFirstMonk November 29, 2008 Share TheFirstMonk Member November 29, 2008 I guess I'm a Silent Bob from the updated list; I do have a mic, I just don't really use it a lot (not even in Counterstrike). That's 3 personalities covered...guess I'm a noob for now until I learn to shake those bad traits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warpig November 29, 2008 Share Warpig Member November 29, 2008 I guess I'm a Silent Bob from the updated list; I do have a mic, I just don't really use it a lot (not even in Counterstrike). That's 3 personalities covered...guess I'm a noob for now until I learn to shake those bad traits. I do the same thing mostly b/c I had a crappy desk mic, and nobody could hear me. But now I have a new headset with a good mic, and I still forget to use it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eXile November 29, 2008 Share eXile Member November 29, 2008 take my sweet *** time terry. - the walk thing lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thief_Lord November 29, 2008 Share Thief_Lord Member November 29, 2008 Ok, I now see one I completely am...... Gas Can Gary. I LOVE the normal red gas canisters, and even propane tanks...... dont really care for oxygen tanks though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymo December 5, 2008 Share anonymo Member December 5, 2008 <----Oblivious Oscar Ok with some Norman-No-Melee mixed in for good measure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unclean March 3, 2009 Share Unclean Member March 3, 2009 I'm a few of them... Wally Witch ***** - sometimes you HAVE to disturb the witch, like if she's in front of an objective. I think the first achievement I unlocked was "Witch hunter", followed by "brain salad". Take my Sweet *** Time Terry - there's no rush in singleplayer. Dancing Dan - tactical camping? Riiight - you'd be dead in half a second as a "tactical camper" in UT, that's too ingrained in me now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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