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Had one stored in the garage for over a year so its all covered in dust and what not. I know you use a vacuum clear everything away but is there anything else one can do to restore it to bedroom shape? Wouldn't want to wake up with critters nipping at me :o

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Had one stored in the garage for over a year so its all covered in dust and what not. I know you use a vacuum clear everything away but is there anything else one can do to restore it to bedroom shape? Wouldn't want to wake up with critters nipping at me :o

 

Yeah yeah yeah... "stored in the garage for over a year"...

 

I bet a blacklight will tell a different story...

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Step 1.)put said matress on driveway AFTER you move car

Step 2.)pour kerosene on said matress

Step 3.)ask wife to lay down and don't mind the smell

Step 4.)ignite flare and lower to said matress

Step 5.)tell kids you are warming up the frigid wife

Step 6.)give kids weiners and marshmellows to cook

Step 7.)enjoy your new husband named Bubba

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Had no room in home so had to put it in garage. Its a Serta mattress so I really want to salvage the thing. Joke all you want about sperm all over I don't really care. I just want this cleaned from the dust and mites.

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Step 1.)put said matress on driveway AFTER you move car

Step 2.)pour kerosene on said matress

Step 3.)ask wife to lay down and don't mind the smell

Step 4.)ignite flare and lower to said matress

Step 5.)tell kids you are warming up the frigid wife

Step 6.)give kids weiners and marshmellows to cook

Step 7.)enjoy your new husband named Bubba

 

Step 8.) cut a hole in the box

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