Tracid February 1, 2009 Share Tracid Member February 1, 2009 Had one stored in the garage for over a year so its all covered in dust and what not. I know you use a vacuum clear everything away but is there anything else one can do to restore it to bedroom shape? Wouldn't want to wake up with critters nipping at me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shropshire Slasher February 1, 2009 Share Shropshire Slasher Member February 1, 2009 Had one stored in the garage for over a year so its all covered in dust and what not. I know you use a vacuum clear everything away but is there anything else one can do to restore it to bedroom shape? Wouldn't want to wake up with critters nipping at me Yeah yeah yeah... "stored in the garage for over a year"... I bet a blacklight will tell a different story... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preacher February 1, 2009 Share Preacher Member February 1, 2009 The story of what the 13 year old neighbor does in their garage eww Febreeze ftw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bushwack February 1, 2009 Share bushwack Member February 1, 2009 Pound the hell out of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tek-Almighty February 1, 2009 Share Tek-Almighty Member February 1, 2009 leave it outside on a tarp in the sun and preferably on a very cold day. cold + UV + pound the heck outta it (yay bush!) + febreeze = sleepable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymo February 2, 2009 Share anonymo Member February 2, 2009 You'd be surprised at how well a match can clean a mattress Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3vil February 2, 2009 Share 3vil Member February 2, 2009 Step 1.)put said matress on driveway AFTER you move car Step 2.)pour kerosene on said matress Step 3.)ask wife to lay down and don't mind the smell Step 4.)ignite flare and lower to said matress Step 5.)tell kids you are warming up the frigid wife Step 6.)give kids weiners and marshmellows to cook Step 7.)enjoy your new husband named Bubba Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracid February 5, 2009 Author Share Tracid Member February 5, 2009 Had no room in home so had to put it in garage. Its a Serta mattress so I really want to salvage the thing. Joke all you want about sperm all over I don't really care. I just want this cleaned from the dust and mites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bush February 5, 2009 Share Bush Member February 5, 2009 Shop Vac? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mohawk February 5, 2009 Share mohawk Member February 5, 2009 Step 1.)put said matress on driveway AFTER you move carStep 2.)pour kerosene on said matress Step 3.)ask wife to lay down and don't mind the smell Step 4.)ignite flare and lower to said matress Step 5.)tell kids you are warming up the frigid wife Step 6.)give kids weiners and marshmellows to cook Step 7.)enjoy your new husband named Bubba Step 8.) cut a hole in the box Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bewildered February 5, 2009 Share Bewildered Member February 5, 2009 http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qi...05121400AA6NRVC I was gonna guess that steam cleaning was the way to go ... you can rent one for cheap. Guess not though. That link contains more than you ever wanted to know about cleaning a mattress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymo February 5, 2009 Share anonymo Member February 5, 2009 I am highly suspicious of someone who knows that much about cleaning a mattress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwEEziL February 5, 2009 Share dwEEziL Member February 5, 2009 I am highly envious of someone who knows that much about cleaning a mattress. fixt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bush February 5, 2009 Share Bush Member February 5, 2009 That link offered to much information. I think I'm going to get sick now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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