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How Many Forum Users Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb?

 

 

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

 

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

 

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

 

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

 

5 to flame the spell checkers

 

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

 

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"

... another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

 

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

 

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

 

4 post padders who post nothing in particular...only to increase their total post count

 

2 post padders who post to "call out" the post padding of the other post padders ahead of them

 

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

 

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

 

1 to request "pics" of the bulb being changed

 

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

 

1 to post what his wife suggests in regards to the light bulb change

 

36 to dog out the user who posted his wife's suggestion

 

2 to defend the user who posted his wife's suggestion

 

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

 

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

 

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

 

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

 

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

 

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

 

1 post that gets deleted by board moderators and gets one forum user banned

 

10 posts by users asking why the one user was banned

 

1 post informing the board to "PM" them for the recap of the banning

 

5 posts requesting the user be reinstated

 

2 posts by board moderators informing the board that the user was never banned in the first place

 

1 post by previously "banned" forum user to explain that he just typed his password incorrectly and in fact, wasn't banned...

 

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

 

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

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What kind of lightbulb are we talking about? I mean, there is a large variety out there. It makes a HUGE difference.

 

How can you say you've been in the business for years and not ask such a simple question?

 

:P:lol::wub:

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