GotBeer? October 1, 2002 Share GotBeer? Member October 1, 2002 i like peeling 1st banana from top i like peeling 2nd banana frrom the bottom its fun p.s. u dont have to eat them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GotBeer? October 1, 2002 Author Share GotBeer? Member October 1, 2002 i like to play cs, and turn off my mic and say anything i want to... hell ya i say a bunch of bad words! i like to mute bunch of people and then unmute them just for the hell of it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GotBeer? October 1, 2002 Author Share GotBeer? Member October 1, 2002 i like coffee in the morning and beer at night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GotBeer? October 1, 2002 Author Share GotBeer? Member October 1, 2002 i'll be back with updates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBugs October 1, 2002 Share TheBugs Member October 1, 2002 dear god.... get alife beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[Mmmm]Homer October 1, 2002 Share [Mmmm]Homer Member October 1, 2002 Glad you said it for us Bugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barto October 1, 2002 Share Barto Member October 1, 2002 BEER YOU'LL LOVE THIS Get a nice, ripe banana, maybe with just a little bit of green at the top but NOT VERY GREEN AT ALL. Grasp it firmly with both hands, and with confidence and in one swift motion, snap the banana in half. As your friends look on in shocked amazement, surprise everyone by simply peeling back the peel and enjoying your completely UNDAMAGED banana!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hambone October 2, 2002 Share Hambone Member October 2, 2002 Take an egg, and with a pencil/screwdriver poke a hole in both ends, and blow the yolk out (shut up). Put trasparent hot glue to cover up one end, then put water in the other end, and glue it too. When someone cracks it early in the morning and is like "what the ****?" you can pop out and be like "golly gee! lwnd!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bird October 2, 2002 Share Guest Bird Guests October 2, 2002 Take a carrot, and cut a pretty thin sliver off the fat end. Shape it vaguely like a goldfish, and about that size. Go to your local pet store, and ask how much the "feeder" fish are. These are little orange fish used to feed snakes and whatnot. With the carrot hidden in your hand, without warning, plunge your hand into the aquarium and feel around. Pull out the carrot at your fingertips, and wiggle it around a little as you put it in your mouth, and crunch it up loudly. Be prepared to pay the cost of the fish (like, $0.25), but it should be worth it. Bird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zap October 2, 2002 Share Zap Member October 2, 2002 Go to the bar, get drunk and stare at some beautiful women and tell yourself you are going to go talk to them but never do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GotBeer? October 3, 2002 Author Share GotBeer? Member October 3, 2002 barto, i need more detailed instructions how to do that. be great if u make a video of it and i'll promise i'll watch it over and over again. i like hambones idea! bird i will definatelly do that as long as you post a pic of the fish i need to shape the carrot... i promise i will zap, c'mon dude, last weekend we were filming half naked chick right outside the bar... it was fun but in the morning i had bad hangover... i wonder where did that came from. oh yeah another thing i like doing ...... chasing my friends in super wallmart with a big alive lobster while they yell at people "you wanna buy pumpkin?" man i think it was on the same night when we filmed that chick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lep October 3, 2002 Share Lep Member October 3, 2002 GotBeer?,Oct 1 2002, 05:17 PM]i like coffee in the morning and beer at night I like Beer in the Morning and Coffee at night. I don't sleep much though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yErMoTH3r October 3, 2002 Share yErMoTH3r GC Founder October 3, 2002 Go to the bar, get drunk and stare at some beautiful women and tell yourself you are going to go talk to them but never do. Heh...aint that fun.....sad but true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bird October 3, 2002 Share Guest Bird Guests October 3, 2002 Something like this? It just has to be vaguely fishy shaped: Bird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gOOters October 4, 2002 Share gOOters Member October 4, 2002 come to college station TX... goto bar and get drunk... let the women come to you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Orbital October 4, 2002 Share Guest Orbital Guests October 4, 2002 Think of our ex!stence, real!ze my vision, my purpose , my vision. Consider this world, it's people, every great being that it holds. Watch leaves fall in autumn, the sun fly across the sky in summer, play in snow in winter, and watch birds in spring. I also like to eat Pomegrantites, and spend time with friends. I'm cool like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zap October 4, 2002 Share Zap Member October 4, 2002 LOL!! I was joking. I've been hooked up for about 5 years now. Hmm, maybe I should start talking to some of the women in the bar again - hehe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GotBeer? February 1, 2003 Share Guest GotBeer? Guests February 1, 2003 yeah women, bar, beer, lots of beer... bed ... etc... wait and tv of sourse with a couch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBugs February 1, 2003 Share TheBugs Member February 1, 2003 TheBugs Posted: Oct 1 2002, 06:35 PM dear god.... get alife beer again. i say it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief February 1, 2003 Share Chief Member February 1, 2003 Take an ice cold can of beer, pop the top, take a sniff. Set it on tree stump. Turn around and take 50 paces. Turn. Drop the safety on .45. Take aim. Shoot Federal hydrashock into aforementioned can. Stand in awe as atomized beer vapors color the early morning sky and think of Colonel Kilgore's love of napalm. Collect can and keep as souvenir for years to come. Have a great memory every time somebody says, "What happened to this can?" Chief Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartless February 1, 2003 Share Heartless Member February 1, 2003 my favorite thing to do.. hm.. its that a little personal? anyway.. i like to go into any walmart (i've been kicked out of all the ones with in a 50 mile radius) and buy a newspaper and some gum then ask where the toilet seats are.. pull down my pants and sit on one for a good 10-15 min in the toy section of the store..while reading the newspaper and eatting the candy bar.. stand up and ask the nearest lady (usually she has a kid wiht her who wont stop staring at me) and ask her if she has a tissue or something i could use.. haha they usually grab the kids hand and walk out of the store all tinkled off.. and thats usually when walmart calls the cops oh yeah.. drink beer while sitting there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest UberNewb February 1, 2003 Share Guest UberNewb Guests February 1, 2003 4 in the morning one time, a bunch of us showed up at the 24 hour Walmart.. and played a rousing game of capture the flag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hurricane February 1, 2003 Share Guest The Hurricane Guests February 1, 2003 1) chill with g/f 2) werk 0ut 3) play cs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shertown-Pimp February 1, 2003 Share Guest Shertown-Pimp Guests February 1, 2003 1) waste time 2) drive around aimlessly 3) movies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GotBeer? February 2, 2003 Share Guest GotBeer? Guests February 2, 2003 uber we played football at walmart at like2-3 in the morning... our enemies were brown boxes , we knoked those down and bunch of other stuff... then .... we got chased by walmart security.... i think that was b4 we were selling pumpkins there and chasing each other with alive lobsters in the same facility Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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