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Auggybendoggys Home made salsa


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Ok to start heres what you'll need

about 6 large tamatoes (a bit over ripe if you can get em that way)

5-6 jalapenos

2 bundles of cilantro

2 brown onions

 

First take a small pot and boil water.

also start another small pot and boil water.

 

when the first pot of water has reached a boil place all jalapenos in the water

when the second has reached drop a tomato in for about 30 seconds and remove. Do this to all 6 tomatoes.

 

remove the center from the tomatoes and place into a bowl. Make sure Hands are washed and nails are trimmed!!!!!

now proceed to crush the tomatoes like auggybendoggy does when he is in Office going against the likes of Watchtower.

 

cut up the onion, dice it real fine but be careful or you liquify it the way I do lunk when we play Aztec on opposite teams.

 

Then chop the cilantro much the way I do Phyzer in Scoutz :)

 

now take the jalapenos out and cut off the stems. Place them into a blender and Liquify em exactly like the way I do

swoop in Dust.

 

after the jalepenos have become like paste much like playaa when he goes against auggybendoggy, put it into the bowl.

 

mix well and wella, you have good ol salsa

 

 

 

for more auggybendoggy recipes send 400.00 dollars to his home address.

 

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ill give that a go.

 

also I never thought you were demanding me to do it..."just a suggestion"

 

but if it sucks!!! OHHHH DUDE IM GONNA HS YOU SOOOO BAD IN CS! LOOK OUT

ILL BE SOOOO UPSET IF I WORK FOR 1 HR MAKING IT ONLY TO HAVE IT ALL

BOTHCED UP FROM SOME LIME...AND THEN I'LL COME BACK IN HERE AND KNOCK WILL

BE ROFL SAYING "HAHAHAHAH I WAS KIDDING MAN"

 

I know your not, so I seriously will try it. It sounds good.

 

Auggythebendoggy

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HAAAAAAA!!! Dweez you never cease to amaze man.

 

Oh yea everyone and last but not least 12 cups of any kind of generic ketchup.

and then 4 teaspoons of daves insanity kick your a$# hot sauce. Blend it all in a blender

grab a handful of doritos, chew the chips and swallow them, pour the newly blended salsa into

a cup and wash down the chips! MMMM yummmmy!

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