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Ate the wrong pie. Now I'm irrational.
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Thomas the Tank Engine got chicken pox, or, as the engineers call it, Trainspotting.
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I have a girlish figure to maintain. It's unconscious in my closet.
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Does anyone actually have Num Lock off?
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I severely underestimated the power of a beard tan.
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There I was, stranded in a lonely boat, for a week. I called for help, but only small fish responded, and mockingly at that. Eventually, I drifted ashore with the tide, when lo, a mountain man besieged me. He tore his own beard off, leaving me blinded by the skin beneath. Now I am blind and am dictating to a friendly helper monkey. I can only assume.
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I'm going to make a pizza with deer, because everyone likes a little doe on dough.
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Evil clowns are often found guilty of man's laughter.
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One time I studied abroad. She never spoke to me again.
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The best part about walking dogs is that business is always picking up.
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A spider was looking to move in to the neighbourhood, saw it checking out some web sites.
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I contemplated getting a third monitor, but really, who needs that many lizards?
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I'm tired and hungry, but I don't know in what order.
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They're talking about this like it's a bad thing, but it might work for you: http://www.sleepassociation.org/index.php?p=sleepeating
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Playoff beard MK III incoming.
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If you wanna find out what's behind these cold eyes, you'll just have to claw your way through this disguise