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Status Updates posted by Peckles
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If I were a photographer, I'd take pictures in Cardiff and market them as Prints of Wales.
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If I were to make a laundry detergent that was especially good at protecting colours, I would call it Martin Lather King Jr.
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If somebody could walk on my spine, that'd be great.
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If you can think of anything more tedious than editing hours of audio related to occupational health and safety, please share it with me because I could really use the perspective
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If you don't behave, I'm giving your ice cream to the dog. The ice cream is recoverable, but you'd have to eat the dog too, and you're not getting a new dog.
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If you haven't heard of double entendres, I'd be happy to fill you in
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If you wanna find out what's behind these cold eyes, you'll just have to claw your way through this disguise
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If you're alone today, just remember that nobody loves you any other day of the year either <3
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If you're looking for the quickest way to achieve a thigh gap, it's no more complicated than chopping off one of your legs
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It said 'scotch' on the label, but I swear it tasted like tape
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It's -45 with the windchill today...ughhhhhh
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It's pretty depressing to realize that your job is basically to enable jerks to instruct other jerks how to more efficiently be jerks
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Just found a note in my phone, and all it says is 'strangling a goose in the night' and I have no idea what it means or why it's there
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Leftovers: A great way to not waste food and be lazy at the same time
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Mammograms are apparently not similar to candygrams.
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Maybe I'll sit outside all day today. Like a dog. Or a mailbox.
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Maybe Oscar Pistorius just got cold feet...
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Merecats are quite humble.