MPG1770

Scrap the !sendpoints completely, this will definitely stop all the screaming, in-fighting and insults for the large majority of the time.

It's not uncommon for some people to have massed 20-30pts within a minute of leaving the saferoom - simple solution is just to double the price of everything and that should also apply to infected. I hear some of you scream, "What?! 100pts for a tank?" Well that is only 4 high point pounces as a hunter - there are a few people who can achieve that within 1min of game starting. As there would not be many tanks that could be bought as quickly, maybe Tank HP should be doubled - all too often they are dead within seconds. I know it's how you use the tank, but many occasions the scripted tank spawns in awful positions or simply so far away that by the time it reaches it's destintation he is already on fire.

Probably the first time many of you are hearing this: https://soundcloud.com/peter-magic-fingers/10-track-10

5secs in couldn't listen anymore Want to hear something decent, try this: https://soundcloud.com/peter-magic-fingers/life-is-changing

Where you going to find a good burger (let alone any other decent food) in a fast food industry?

Swamp Fever RULES - which reminds me of another matter - any chance of taking the fence down at beginning of Hard Rain for a change, please?

It's not a big puddle, it's a pond

I miss SWAMP ;(

Thanks for coming here - you were banned for 15mins - this is a team-game - in this server it only takes 1 rusher to kill an entire team. Please be careful in future. Thanks.

Hey Fatty, just been in game with Fatty Buddy. Quite entertaining, we went down fighting a lost casue lol.........

One of the funniest Young Ones scenes

You can have The Mighty Boosh and Douglas Adams, but you're definitely not having The Young Ones..

No Deal, but you can have the Spice Girls insted and I'll throw in Tainted for no extra charge.

Whoever is organising the gig, tell the that people over the pond here would dearly pay for Sandy to blow Sir Paul McCartney away.

Wish family were like TV - I could just switch them off, but as I don't have a TV, I can't.

Had a fairly stressful day dealing with family, just want to say to all regs, members and other admins involved in today's games a very big THANK YOU.

Here's a quickie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b22F7SYzTrI

Two racehorses were sitting in a bar one day reminiscing over their past triumphs. Both had been very successful but had recently lost form. "I was OK until three weeks ago", said the white horse, "I was ahead of the field in the last race at Kempton Park, leading by six lengths as we came into the final straight, and then I got this incredible searing pain all the way down my back and I stumbled and fell. Ever since then I havn't been able to run at all." "It's funny you should say that", said the black horse, "because I was running in the last race at Haydock Park two weeks ago, and the same thing happened to me. I was ahead of the field by five lengths, and as we rounded the final bend I suddenly felt this intense stabbing pain all the way down my back, and I stumbled and fell. I havn't been able to run since then either". "Excuse me", said a greyhound who was sitting at the bar beside the white horse. "I couldn't help but overhear what you have been talking about. I was running in the last race at Deptford last week, leading by four lengths, and as we came into the final straight I got an intense pain down my back and I stumbled and fell. I have hardly been able to walk since then." "Cor! Blimey!", said the white horse, "It's absolutley incredible. Who would have believed it? A *talking* dog!" How does an Englishman know if his wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes are piling up.

Whatever the reasons for our obsession with humour, however, no-one can deny that this inbuilt irreverence in the face of life’s difficulties is a source of strength. Along with tea and gardening, it is one of our great comforters, acting as grease to the wheel of social interaction and insulating us from many disturbers of our equilibrium. Though life itself may not mean much, viewed from our perspective a good deal of it is funny, which on its own is a sort of meaning. Humour is like a drug to many of us; we can’t get enough of it, and we are endlessly inventive in creating more of it. Our sense of humour has been one of our most enduring characteristics, precisely because we have found it so adaptive and helpful in hard times. Long may it prosper. Time for Tea.

You all my cyber-space family here, respect to you all.

OK, I'll remove - unbanned Please be assured ShortTempa, that any future occurrence will not be tolerated, please be respectful towards the GC Community.