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walkingCat

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  1. From what I heard, second movie will include see/ocean adventure on Pandora. Cameron took a trip to Lake Baikal, which is the place where I was born and grew up.
  2. I agree. Humor is a psychological mechanism of our neurological system, unconsciously protects consciousness. According to research, people who joke and laugh a lot are more stressful and easiely change mood. By the way, playing games, watching TV and reading books is basically the same aspiration as humor - escape from reality. MaestroPG, you are English gentelman. Please, tell us some good English joke.
  3. Nope, there are no joy and happiness in my world. and we have cats
  4. Some funny "English" anecdotes I recently found: -Barrymore, when did english judjes begin to wear dark gowns? -Since the Day of moaning for Queen Victoria, Sir. -Then, why do they keep wearing it now? -Maybe, because she is still dead, Sir. The restaurant: - Your English breakfast, sir! - So, bacon, scrambled eggs, beans ... and where the toast? - Cheers, sir! Tipsy Lord said unto the servant: - John! You do not find that this yogurt has a strange taste? - Yes, sir. Moreover, I find that this yogurt a strange name, sir. - Well, what is it? - Mayonnaise, sir! English village, a boy plays in front of a house. Gentleman walks by and says, - Child, where's your father? The kid importantly answers: - In a pigsty, sir. Go right there, you recognize him by a bright red panama upon his head. In English family was a fifteen year old boy, who hasn't said a word since he was born. One day at a breakfast, he suddenly said: - A toast, is burnt. - What? Why did you not say anything so before? - Parents were astonished. - Until now, everything was going fine. British prim spinster is going to provide a happy reception. Calls up her maid and said: - Mary, men are going to come to visit us, they will go to the water closet, touch with hands their THINGs, then by the same hands, the sugar from the sugar bowl ... You'll have to put the sugar tongs. After receiving the maid lady beckons: - Mary, I think I asked you to expand the tongs. Mary: - I laid out ... lady: - And where are they? Mary: - In the water closet ... Post your favorite "english" humor, I'll be happy to read more:)
  5. in my world everyone listens to me
  6. I WAS eating.... he can be the most useless superhero: "I'm Regurgitant Man! Got a bad trouble to swallow?" Lousiest, please no more videos like this one, thanks:) #:went to regurgitate his breakfast:
  7. Sorry dude! I should pay attention next time.
  8. It was me I explain myself: I said so because recently many "big boys" came back. Welcome back, sir! And yes, we've never met in-game.
  9. I'm just like u kronik. Bought the game because it was so cheap. Single player was easy, real problems began after I joined GC server... Oh god, why? I just can't do anything there. Everything moves and attacks. I've played only 2 times, seems like I always join weak team. GL
  10. I can tell you which one was a soviet. What is it with communists and dictators and their medals...? old man is fake one his uniform from civil war 1917
  11. Amertrash and ZeroDamage are here, nothing to do here...
  12. This picture of 2 russian vets, guess which one is fake one.
  13. http://computers.toptenreviews.com/gaming-laptops/ http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2020688,00.asp
  14. Thats right, we have buy/sell forum. I have a lot of stuff.
  15. http://thenicestplaceontheinter.net/
  16. I so understand you guys, I have so much old digital stuff. I'm trying to sell it on eBay, but nobody wants to buy it. I'm about to give it away to a recycle guy.
  17. no TV for 6 years. Every time, a TV gets around my sight - I stun for 5-15 minutes and tell myself: "Good thing I don't have one, I'd be sitting in front of it 24/7." I call TV a ZombieBox
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