Well as long as we're telling stories...
...A long time ago in a Farm Far Far Away...
No seroiusly, I was out back working in the little shop my brother and I had behind our dad's shop on our farm, and we were making some work benches out of some course wood planks we had.
Well we were using those big flimsy hand saws that are about 2 feet long. You know the kind where you can wiggle them and they make noise. Anyways, so I was starting on another board and forgot to notch where I wanted to cut before starting. Notching is pulling the saw backwards a couple times on the spot where you will cut so that you have a small grove to start out in so you get a nice straight cut.
So I just reeled back while holding the board with my left hand, and with my right I slid the saw forward quickly to start cutting. Unfortunatley the blade caught instead of cutting the wood and bowed out directly over my LEFT hand. This of course all happened too fast for me to even notice at the moment, but then when it had bowed out enough the teeth sliped and the saw straightened back out and came down.
I slit my middle finger on the backside (top) lenthwise about an inch or so long and pretty deeply. I couldn't see bone but it was really deep. Strangely it didn't hurt for ahwile but man did that thing bleed! Scared the crap out of my brother and sister too!
But wait, this gets even better! After going to the ER and waiting for about 45 minutes to an hour with my hand still bleeding slowly, I was finally taken back and had a NURSE look at it. Not even a doctor yet just a nurse.
Finally the Dr. arrives to stitch up my finger. He sprays some novacaine (sp) on it and then gives me a few local shots so that I won't feel anything while he works on it. As he's doing the 3rd stitch he was kind enough to hit a spot where he missed on the anesthetic! I just about jumped off the bed in pain! He just said, heh guessed I hit a spot I missed huh? Ya think!
Well I ended up with 4 stitches and a scar that is still pretty easy to see 10 years later.
Wow, guess I need to learn how to do shorter stories!