Demotivation Posters

[ScubaDan]

Any of you who have seen those "motivational" posters in your work place will get a kick out of these "demotivational" posters.

[witt]

Those are pretty funny, I like the "Change" one. I also like the ones in cs_office, they're in the front and back offices.

[JackieChan]

LOL the "dreams" one is pretty funny.

 

edit*

LOL

 

 

If I were a teacher, I'd so put those in my classroom.

Edited August 14, 2006 by JackieChan

[mohawk]

haha, thats my kind of humor... sarcasm

[tWc|WhiteyFord]

more links to funny stuff for me to read please.

[discom]

http://www.despair.com

I've seen these before... they are great

 

 

[Lunk]

Those are great.

[Mr.Cool]

LOL!!

 

the "dream" one, hahaha

 

"dreams are like rainbows, only idiots chase them" - LOL

[Fatty]

so funny.

 

I need some of these in poster size for the teacher's lounge.

[Fatty]

Those posters would have been perfect in Fight Club hanging up around the paper street mansion.

[Brew]

couple of my favs

[Allanon]

LOL! first the chilli joke now this... *falls off chair laughing to death*

[Fatty]

LOL, from despair.com:

 

Troubled Tickets

 

In an effort to further reduce our personal interactions with customers, we've added our revolutionary Troubled-Ticketingâ„¢ system. If you would like to report a problem, simply click the link below, and complete the accompanying Problem Report. After firing the responsible Little Person, their replacement will get back to you as soon as is convenient for us.

 

I'm gonna order some....unless the whole site is a spoof....it's great reading tho...site is well-done.

 

lol -> http://www.despair.com/frasqu.html#product1

 

How do I know you won't sell my personal information to other companies?

We don't. Period. Not your name, your address, your phone number or email address. Who'd want our mailing list anyway? Eli Lilly? GET OVER YOURSELF.

 

I represent another company, and I'd be interested in buying your mailing list. What's your price?

Let's talk!

[Kruten]

Thinkgeek.com has some of these posters. My favorite's been the Procrastination one.

 

"Hard work pays off over time, slacking off pays off now."

 

Something like that.

[Fatty]

I'm wondering why nobody posted this one:

 

[Chief]

The Limitations penguin one really cracked me up:

 

[Fatty]

My gosh I'm still reading the site....there's so much in there, it's hilarious.

 

You really gotta spend some time there.....great link.

 

"As must be obvious, an opportunity of this magnitude presents commensurate challenges, not the least of which is the spectre of manufacturing enough product to satisfy the international demand. It is a Herculean task, one made all the more difficult by an imperfect process. While I am not at liberty to disclose the particulars, I can at least state that manufacturing Frownies requires a computer, a word processor, and of course, a human being. Like many companies that employ thousands and have as many computers on their network, we have been getting by with only one registered copy of Microsoft Word shared by all. Our stinginess has come back to haunt us, since it now precludes us from assigning more than one person to the task of manufacturing Frownies at time. Since our sole legal copy of Word is registered to the company proofreader, Dane Burke, he has been given the initial responsibility for manufacturing Frownies.

MANUFACTURING WOES: Dyslexic high-school dropout Dane Burke struggles to complete the manufacturing process for a limited-edition, super-sized "Frownyâ„¢". He will fail.

"Unfortunately, in addition to having the sole legal copy of Microsoft Word, Dane also has acute dyslexia. I think it goes without saying that this has led to something of a suboptimal manufacturing process, with a defect-yield comparable to that of Plasma-display manufacturing. For every 100 Frownies that roll off the assembly line, about 30 end up being defective. Most commonly, they are missing a nose. Often, they end with a closed-parenthesis instead of an open one, resulting a "Smiley". Because of the potential for an improperly constructed Frowny to miscommunicate one's disposition, all defective ones are immediately destroyed. We would ask for your patience as we attempt to find ways to streamline this imperfect process.

[Brew]

first one i looked at fatty. LOL

 

I have an idea for a product that is perfect for you! How can I submit it to you?

We'd recommend that you fax it to us- it makes it easier for us to process it.

[Fatty]

Ok, the reading is hilarious, amazingly written, and there's a ton of it.

 

http://www.despair.com/spin.html <---videos...

 

I think I'm going to incorporate the "It Could Be Worse" concept around here! (see first video)

 

Great stuff!

 

This goes hand in hand with the Terry Tate videos.....in fact, I usually watch those once a year...I think it's time again.

 

lmao the second video is even better.....

[Mr.Cool]

"well its only 9 volts. i mean he acted like it was a taser or something."

 

"if you put a 9 volt battery to your tongue, it hurts"

 

"well, the headset's not on their tongue though, its on their ear and there are fewer nerve endings in their ear. and so i really dont think its a big deal"

 

 

LOL! made me laugh so much

[shep48]

headset shocks me... could be worse

[Prelude001]

Another good quote from one...Don't let the fuzz ruin your buzz....can be seen at frat houses across the country! Nothing like decorating an entire house in those posters!

[EbilDustBunny]

lol we have some for wallpapers on our desktops at work

[mrX]

Oh, these have to make it onto the walls of my new office.

 

Now I just gotta pick a couple and find decent prices for metal frames.

 

This one for sure:

 

 

These are the two I'm trying to pick between as the 2nd:

 

 

and

 

 

Their framed stuff is $110. I'm betting I could find a frame much cheaper.

[Mr.Cool]

the worth one!