*BiGBonES**

bigbones=good [WoA]= warriors of anarchy = bad overall average

Just out of interest, why would you want to give them a slap? They would move about a meter, laugh at you, then carry on playing!

thats right, im the king of the flashbangs! come near me and your dead!

haha the first thing i do when i get back to school on tuesday is visit the beloved googkle.com

Just like mongo, i'm also a noob with this config stuff, but about 10x worse than him. So If i want to have these settings: budget_show_history "0" cl_ejectbrass "0" mat_bumpmap "0" mat_picmip "2" mat_specular "0" mp_decals "0" r_decals "20" muzzleflash_light "0" r_avglight"0" r_decals "0" r_dispfullradius "2" r_DispUseStaticMeshes "0" cl_smooth "0" fps_max "100" cl_lagcomp_errorcheck "1" cl_phys_props_enable "0" cl_show_splashes "0" cl_phys_props_max "0" violence_agibs "1" violence_hgibs "1" violence_hblood "1" violence_ablood "1" cl_show_bloodspray "1" r_sse2 "1" r_sse1 "1" r_mmx "1" How do i actually make them work? As far as im aware you go to C:/....counterstrike/cfg Then paste the commands into a notepad document, save it as 'autoexec.cfg' then it works? Am I correct, or has my computer knowledge pwned me? help would be appreciated!

47% ridiculous 94% is pwnage

Flashbang kill

I am 73% addicted to Counterstrike. <a href="http://seanism.com/addiction/cs.php">What about you?</a> School life: register: Mr wiliams,' yes miss' Mr jenkins. 'yes miss' Mr [WoA]BiGBonES 'AFFIRMITIVE' Have you done your homework?, 'roger that' A friend gets sent out of lesson, i reply 'team, fall back!' However I cant say I've dreamed of CS, because i no longer sleep

I havent played the original counter-strike for about 3 years, so could someone tell me if these problems were around with normal CS?

hmmm im trying to think of more abbreviations ... .. . Nope, its 12.30am, im going to bed

the best thing about shazzz posting is the chance to see his signature again. Everytime I read it, it makes me chuckle!

Lol, that was worth the read, nice find kruten

This is WAR!!

I wasnt there, so i'm just using what i'v heard from the posts so far to voice an arguement supporting mHtts style of play. I've picked out a few sentances from mHtt's first post explaining things from his point of view: Hes seen guys shooting at him from the water, so he retreats back to spawn expecting that they will follow him up there, whilst also trying to give himself a better position to counter an attack from a 'possible' swarm of Ts coming from the double doors. The last thing he claims to see before retreating is the fire of the m4 from under the bridge. Obvously this CT does not follow him, but how is he to know this? If you look at things from his point of view, he really thinks that people are coming to kill him, and therefore puts himself in a defensive positions at T spawn, which i myself would do if i thought several members of the other team were coming to get me. So he has a strong case for his style of play, and although gc can do what ever they want, perhaps slaying was a little unfair considering his knowledge of the CTs positions. A message saying 'Get a move on' would have been more appropriate IMO.

rofl

If you was to take the contract at number 2, you could work your butt off whilst waiting for your interview. If other members of the company see your hard efforts, i'm sure the CEO will soon hear about it, and give you bonus points before the interview even starts. Also, if you can pull out of the contract from #2 at anytime, then go for it!

I bet the ninjas cant do that!

WoA are not last anymore, woohooooo! I'd like to see CsLs ranked in the clan list

I dont get it... Is the k-9 bit the joke, because if it was in terms of speach then you may have misheard, or should I be added to this list of dumb people?

I personally don't believe the devider one. if they can learn how to work the till, and count the money out correctly, then surely they must know what the devider looks like? But then again, these are stupid people!

BiGBonES Jones Good choice, and congratulations!

Haha sucker! I wish i could be playing too, but im banned

I made sure I completed half life 2 before I touched CS:S. I dont have a clue what hl2 is about, because i was too scared to complete hl1, and as soon as i connected to the old counter-strike i never went back to trying hl1.

Whats the difference between a ninja and a gymnast?

Sticks and stones will break my bones but names will never hurt me. I know how you feel sid, and so does everyone. There are always people insulting me over the internet, but if someone goes to great lengths to insult me over the internet, I usually assume that they get bullied in real life, and want to make themselves feel good to have one over me. So I end up feeling sorry for these people and encourage them. But can you blame the guy? You got KNIFED!