duma March 26, 2006 Share duma Member March 26, 2006 Saris' request: I need a witty comment that insults all my rivals . . . . . duma's answer: I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. -Voltaire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saris March 26, 2006 Share Saris Member March 26, 2006 Heheh. Voltaire is great. But that saying's more a mockery of people that believe in religion. My favourite is a witty saying proves nothing. I had to do quite a few works on him, it was interesting. What I want more is one like my old one, with the quadruple headshot on Anonymo, Doom and the other two, can't remember . . . I appreciate the effort though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavid March 26, 2006 Share pavid Member March 26, 2006 Try an oldie: "Ask not for whom the bell tolls...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duma March 27, 2006 Author Share duma Member March 27, 2006 But that saying's more a mockery of people that believe in religion. I don't take it that way at all. I figure he means he has only asked one thing of god, and it was granted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Soapdish March 27, 2006 Share Nick Soapdish Member March 27, 2006 how about "I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along" or "You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters" "Hey may talk like an idiot and act like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He is an idiot" "You've got the brain of a 4 year old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it" -groucho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shazz March 28, 2006 Share Shazz Member March 28, 2006 Why do men like love at first sight? Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth. Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime? If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Cool March 28, 2006 Share Mr.Cool Member March 28, 2006 Why do men like love at first sight? Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth. Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime? If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? lol the mine one is funny!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymo April 2, 2006 Share anonymo Member April 2, 2006 "If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!" "Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?" "I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize." "A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good." "The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." "OK, so what's the speed of dark?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FFT April 3, 2006 Share FFT Member April 3, 2006 "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saris April 3, 2006 Share Saris Member April 3, 2006 Actually, I ended borrowing a bit from the idea that duma gave. The Doom part is about a time when we para rushed together and I led, I killed like, 5 guys and survived the round - when I check console, I took 90+ dmg in many hits from . . . you guessed it, Doom. Shazz is a long story. It was classic, was all. These are two things I'll never let go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice_Berge_00 April 4, 2006 Share Ice_Berge_00 GC Alumni April 4, 2006 Haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentStile April 4, 2006 Share SilentStile Member April 4, 2006 Good job Doom, and Shazz always runs around yelling he has a kit....though sometimes he acutally doesnt have a kit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*BiGBonES** April 7, 2006 Share *BiGBonES** Member April 7, 2006 "If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!""Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?" "I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize." "A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good." "The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." "OK, so what's the speed of dark?" Arn't you saris's enemy? that kinda back fired slowmo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOrnE May 30, 2006 Share GOrnE Member May 30, 2006 u shoot like anonymo case closed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shazz May 30, 2006 Share Shazz Member May 30, 2006 hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EbilDustBunny May 30, 2006 Share EbilDustBunny GC Alumni May 30, 2006 I dunno where I got this one but i say it now and then... "Don't run!... You'll just die tired!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymo May 31, 2006 Share anonymo Member May 31, 2006 u shoot like anonymocase closed Oh yeah...comeback from death for a zinger! I'll own you with a coloured soapbox and a one button rat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOrnE May 31, 2006 Share GOrnE Member May 31, 2006 u shoot like anonymo case closed Oh yeah...comeback from death for a zinger! I'll own you with a coloured soapbox and a one button rat! <3 ... u still shoot like a blind grandma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranky Bullfrog June 1, 2006 Share Cranky Bullfrog Member June 1, 2006 Years ago - at work - my office mate heard me receive a call from one of our hardware guys in the field. He had just turned on one of our process control systems that I was scheduled to go to the field and turn up after he wired it up. He wasn't permitted to turn it on - but he did. I talked him through a problem with it for 1+ hours. It turned out he had left the fixed head disk (most of you are too young to know what that is) in the write protected mode. I had him correct it and then I sat back, looked at my office mate and put on an exasperated face. Then I picked up the phone and said "Bill - I can't believe you did that after I warned you NOT to turn it on!". I knew there would be hours of work ahead for me to straighten it out when I got there. I sat back in the chair again and my office mate said "Jerry...... tell Bill that when you look into his eyes.... you sense that no one is home!" I liked that one - and yes, I told that to Bill over the phone and hung up... ;o) Cranky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EbilDustBunny June 1, 2006 Share EbilDustBunny GC Alumni June 1, 2006 u shoot like anonymo case closed Oh yeah...comeback from death for a zinger! I'll own you with a coloured soapbox and a one button rat! <3 ... u still shoot like a blind grandma hahahaha so did saris figure what he wanted or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymo June 1, 2006 Share anonymo Member June 1, 2006 I dunno...haven't seen or heard from him in months...he tends to play at times that I am just completely unable to play at... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saris June 27, 2006 Share Saris Member June 27, 2006 .................... (hides) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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