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Saris' request:

I need a witty comment that insults all my rivals . . . . .

 

duma's answer:

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.

-Voltaire

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Heheh. Voltaire is great. But that saying's more a mockery of people that believe in religion. My favourite is a witty saying proves nothing. I had to do quite a few works on him, it was interesting.

 

What I want more is one like my old one, with the quadruple headshot on Anonymo, Doom and the other two, can't remember . . . I appreciate the effort though. :biglaugha:

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But that saying's more a mockery of people that believe in religion.

I don't take it that way at all. I figure he means he has only asked one thing of god, and it was granted.

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how about "I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along"

 

or

 

"You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters"

"Hey may talk like an idiot and act like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He is an idiot"

"You've got the brain of a 4 year old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it"

 

 

-groucho

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Why do men like love at first sight? Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

 

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

 

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

 

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

 

When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

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Why do men like love at first sight? Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

 

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

 

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

 

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

 

When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

 

lol the mine one is funny!!

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"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!"

"Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?"

"I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize."

"A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good."

"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"OK, so what's the speed of dark?"

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Actually, I ended borrowing a bit from the idea that duma gave.

 

The Doom part is about a time when we para rushed together and I led, I killed like, 5 guys and survived the round - when I check console, I took 90+ dmg in many hits from . . . you guessed it, Doom.

 

Shazz is a long story. It was classic, was all.

 

These are two things I'll never let go.

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"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!"

"Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?"

"I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize."

"A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good."

"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"OK, so what's the speed of dark?"

 

Arn't you saris's enemy? :D that kinda back fired slowmo :boing:

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u shoot like anonymo

case closed :freak:

Oh yeah...comeback from death for a zinger!

 

I'll own you with a coloured soapbox and a one button rat!

 

<3 :hug:

 

... u still shoot like a blind grandma :halo:

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Years ago - at work - my office mate heard me receive a call from one of our hardware guys in the field. He had just turned on one of our process control systems that I was scheduled to go to the field and turn up after he wired it up. He wasn't permitted to turn it on - but he did.

 

I talked him through a problem with it for 1+ hours. It turned out he had left the fixed head disk (most of you are too young to know what that is) in the write protected mode. I had him correct it and then I sat back, looked at my office mate and put on an exasperated face. Then I picked up the phone and said "Bill - I can't believe you did that after I warned you NOT to turn it on!". I knew there would be hours of work ahead for me to straighten it out when I got there.

 

I sat back in the chair again and my office mate said "Jerry...... tell Bill that when you look into his eyes.... you sense that no one is home!"

 

I liked that one - and yes, I told that to Bill over the phone and hung up...

 

;o)

 

Cranky B)

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u shoot like anonymo

case closed :freak:

Oh yeah...comeback from death for a zinger!

 

I'll own you with a coloured soapbox and a one button rat!

 

<3 :hug:

 

... u still shoot like a blind grandma :halo:

 

hahahaha

 

so did saris figure what he wanted or something

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