anonymo May 17, 2007 Share anonymo Member May 17, 2007 http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/machine-...leepless-nights THANK GOD!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playaa May 17, 2007 Share Playaa Member May 17, 2007 TUMORS FOR EVERYONE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stutters May 17, 2007 Share stutters GC Alumni May 17, 2007 *sigh* another canadian "invention?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymo May 17, 2007 Author Share anonymo Member May 17, 2007 <puts John to sleep> What the telephone was too much for you? Should we take basketball away too? I'm sure you can do without maple syrup and everything that Lorne Michaels has touched. All acrylics can go, have fun cooking burritos without the electric range, science would take a hit without the electron microscope and your sushi would be pretty nasty if Dr. Archibald G. Huntsman hadn't discovered that fish would stay fresh longer if frozen. You wouldn't be enjoying ginger-ale, IMAX movies or insulin. Web games would suck without JAVA (this is where the Canadian national anthem kicks in the background), troops around the world would have trouble without machine gun tracer bullets and what would you do for fun without Pictionary and those 3D puzzles!!! And how would you carry your beer home if we hadn't invented the retractable beer carton handle!!? Lets not forget every form of snow removal equipment, the Stanley Cup and FREAKING STANDARD TIME!!!!! [/gaaaasp] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stutters May 17, 2007 Share stutters GC Alumni May 17, 2007 What the telephone was too much for you? ....we all know apple invented the real (i)phone Should we take basketball away too? ...please. take away the crying, too. I'm sure you can do without maple syrup and ...you might have me here... everything that Lorne Michaels has touched. ...but not here. take snl back, and we'll even throw in celine dion and bryan adams. ...All acrylics can go, have fun cooking burritos without the electric range, science would take a hit without the electron microscope and your ...the who? sushi would be pretty nasty if Dr. Archibald G. Huntsman hadn't discovered that fish would stay fresh longer if frozen. ....frozen fish = crappy fish. thanks for nothing. You wouldn't be enjoying ginger-ale, IMAX movies or insulin. ...the ginger people live in california, imax is robbery, and insulin is an overprice placebo. Web games would suck without JAVA (this is where the Canadian national anthem kicks in the background), ...only canadians would claim java as a victory. troops around the world would have trouble without machine gun tracer bullets and what would you do for ...my LOLERCOPTER goes pew pew fun without Pictionary and those 3D puzzles!!! ....pictionary is teh devil And how would you carry your beer home if we hadn't invented the retractable beer carton handle!!? ...i don't carry beer home, someone usually has to carry me home. Lets not forget every form of snow removal equipment, ...you killed urban snowboarding the Stanley Cup and FREAKING STANDARD TIME!!!!! ...go wings, and gg on the timezones. studders out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayfarer May 17, 2007 Share wayfarer Member May 17, 2007 *takes hat off* *bows head in tribute* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stutters May 17, 2007 Share stutters GC Alumni May 17, 2007 *takes hat off* *bows head in tribute* ty, go america. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymo May 17, 2007 Author Share anonymo Member May 17, 2007 ....frozen fish = crappy fish. thanks for nothing. So what kind of fish in sushi do you eat that's never been frozen? Salmon? Tuna? Also, you are greatly misinformed when it comes to modern flash freezing techniques and benefits. Hey...no bashing Brian Adams...you'd never get laid if it wasn't for him. Celine was a well designed weapon. Insulin is the reason you live. We made IMAX, you guys made it expensive. Finally...LITE BEER WAS INVENTED IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA go on...just try to weasel out of that one...I dares ya! <slaps John from space with the Canadarm> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stutters May 17, 2007 Share stutters GC Alumni May 17, 2007 whatever. this conversation would not even be able to take place if it weren't for al gore. /winner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracid May 17, 2007 Share Tracid Member May 17, 2007 This sounds like Chrono Trigger, use the machine but leaves you hungry lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allanon May 17, 2007 Share Allanon Member May 17, 2007 Woah... I don't understand Mo and SJ's argument other then Canada vs. US ... however this would definitely be sweet... I'd be able to stay up all night for LAN parties and not be exhausted the next day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
appalachian_fox May 17, 2007 Share appalachian_fox Member May 17, 2007 (edited) The device would harmlessly send “magnetic signals through the scalp and skull and into the brain where it activiates electrical impulses.†Sorry, something about the words "harmlessly" and "INTO THE BRAIN" that don't sit well with me... Edited May 17, 2007 by appalachian_fox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackieChan May 17, 2007 Share JackieChan GC Alumni May 17, 2007 wow sj... that was awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather May 17, 2007 Share Fairweather Member May 17, 2007 why pay that expensive technology when somebody could wack you on the head for 10 bucks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[LaW]Maverick May 17, 2007 Share [LaW]Maverick Member May 17, 2007 apple didn't invent the iPhone...they simply put a new GUI on a smart phone, charge a ridiculous amount of money, and limit the features (non-expandable memory) By the way, I'm all for Cananda...it's like America's younger copy-cat brother....we should be proud of it because Canada wouldn't be like Canada without U.S.! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mohawk May 17, 2007 Share mohawk Member May 17, 2007 And how would you carry your beer home if we hadn't invented the retractable beer carton handle!!? ...i don't carry beer home, someone usually has to carry me home. studders out. i love you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stutters May 17, 2007 Share stutters GC Alumni May 17, 2007 apple didn't invent the iPhone...i should have taken that bet that it was going to be you to bite on that one... don't you have some canadian poetry to go misquote or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mookie May 17, 2007 Share mookie GC Alumni May 17, 2007 maple syrupEveryone knows that Vermont maple syrup is the O.G. without JAVA'Twould be a perfect world, if only we could've skipped right past Java and just called JavaScript what it is: C++ Script. without the electric rangeGas > electric, in the case of ranges. And how would you carry your beer home if we hadn't invented the retractable beer carton handle!!?Gouge out handles in the sides like manufacturers already do with every other kind of box? every form of snow removal equipmentShovel? Finally...LITE BEER WAS INVENTED IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA Five-pin bowling is a bowling variant which is only played in Canada, where many bowling alleys offer it, either alone or in combination with ten-pin bowling. It was devised in the early twentieth century by Thomas F. Ryan in Toronto, Ontario, at his Toronto Bowling Club, in response to customers who complained that the ten-pin game was too strenuous.emphasis added Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stutters May 17, 2007 Share stutters GC Alumni May 17, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymo May 18, 2007 Author Share anonymo Member May 18, 2007 Darn you mookie! WHO DO YOU WORK FOR!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonfly May 18, 2007 Share dragonfly Member May 18, 2007 Heh, and I thought the ONLY thing we invented was the Canadarm... We're better then I thought eh? Yeah, I wouldnt trust this gadget. I'd rather take the whole 10 minutes to fall asleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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